Definitions by The Return of Light joker

love glove 

a sheath of latex worn by a man during sex, a condom

That love glove in the dumpster gave away the fact that it was a cat house.

love glove by The Return of Light joker January 7, 2010

free fall 

an uncontrolled decrease or decline

With seemingly every situation around the world in free fall, people seem to be in lowers spirits than ever.

free fall by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2010

DMZ

an area that is now peaceful but could become the sight of violence (from Demilitarized zone, the term form the area where a war was fought, used since the end of the Korean war. violence is often legally prohibited by an agreement in such frontiers or boundaries to promote peace and reduce the chance that the war could restart)

I was halfway through the DMZ when that weirdo showed up and asked for directions.

DMZ by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2010

oyster 

1. a glob of phlem

2. a blob of semen

3. the female genitals

(from the fact that these things are often slimy like an oyster)

an oyster sat on the middle of sidewalk, much to their disgust.

oyster by The Return of Light Joker January 1, 2010

90 day wonder 

a newly commissioned graduate of OCS or DCP

Not another 90 day wonder.

90 day wonder by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2009

yoked 

having well defined abdominal muscles

He may be yoked but he can't sing for nothin.

yoked by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2009

in the family way 

pregnant, (a subtle term)

Sounds like she's in the family way.

in the family way by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2009