The Return of Light Joker's definitions

nose rag

a handkerchief or tissue

Don't forget the nose rag.

by The Return of Light Joker January 27, 2010

unwind

to relax and rest

I can't unwind with that bastard lurking out there.

by The Return of Light Joker July 23, 2011

3 dollar bill

something obviously false, something fake (from the fact that there are no three dollar bills)

This jewel is a 3 dollar bill.

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2009

kafooster

mere talk, especially exaggeration or just plain nonsense

Don't listen to all the kafooster that the tabloids spread.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2009

miss the bus

to let an opportunity pass by

Don't miss the bus on this. Call those creeps out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 13, 2010

scum

1. semen

2. any thick gunk

3. a despicable person

There was scum everywhere.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2008

dangle

1. to be hanged

2. the male genitals, especially the penis

I can't believe he wanted to dangle over having a small dangle.

by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2011