The Return of Light Joker's definitions

0-tolerance

making no exception to a rule or law

The town had a 0-tolerance policy for DUI.

by The Return of Light Joker January 31, 2008

abdabs

anxiety or nervous tension, nervousness

Doing Projects like that gives me the abdabs.

by The Return of Light Joker February 6, 2008

yank

1. a person from or living in the United States, a US
citizen

2. to vicimize or harass someone

Just because I am a yank does not mean I am fat, stupid or any other of those stupid generalizations about us.

by The Return of Light Joker November 12, 2007

stamp

a tattoo

He regretted getting a stamp just for the thrill of it.

by The Return of Light Joker July 21, 2011

MC

(not to be confused with the prefix Mc-)

1. a the host of an event or performance, musical or otherwise, a master of ceremonies

2. to be the host of an event or performance

The MC looked like he had not had a rest in days.

by The Return of Light Joker June 17, 2008

retread

1. a used tire with a new tread

2. a person who was in the military and is comes back or is recalled in order to perform additional service

3. someone who used to be in a particular, job, institution, etc. but has no will, desire, or capability to continue or return

They had yet another retread in tow.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2010

grease monkey

a mechanic who works with and repairs automobiles.

If you don't get to a grease monkey soon, you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2011