The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

Kick the tires

to make a quick, superficial inspection of something

Just before I stated to kick the tires a loud scream was uttered by someone in the building.

by The Return of Light Joker April 19, 2009

bag

1. the scrotum

2. a condom

3. an envelope of illegal drugs

4. a woman's breast

5. to get

6. to arrest

7. to break into a place with the intention of secretly investigating something

8. to criticize someone

After masturbating excessively for so long, he had a wrinkled bag.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2009

not having any

refusing to accept, rejecting

I was not having any of her rumors that I was lying to them.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2009

yellow-card

to punish someone for a stupid action

He accused them of trying to yellow-card him.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2009

headache

an annoyance, trouble

This is the biggest headache for the company since the lawsuit for libel.

by The Return of Light Joker April 23, 2009

link rot

the process by which a web link becomes broken or irrelevant as time goes on

The site was plagued with link rot.

by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2009

sexcapade

1. a period of sexual indulgence

2. an incident of a sexual nature

Another celebrity sexcapade is causing a moral panic.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2009