nobody home

there are no brains in this persons head, this person is crazy or stupid

I hat to to say it but there's nobody home. He's knows nothing about reality.

by The Return of Light Joker April 06, 2010

green-eyed monster

jealousy, envy

The green-eyed monster was there when an acquaintance of my friend visited his house and it took a toll on his relationship with his girlfriend.

by The Return of Light Joker June 02, 2011

wild card

1. something unpredictable and outside the normal rules

2. someone or something that is pretty much picked at random ( both senses from poker)

It looks like the wild card won't help you here.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2010

fork

1. to maltreat

2. to copulate
(both senses are used as a euphemism for fuck)

She wants to fork you as if you were a plaything.

by The Return of Light Joker July 18, 2008

voodoo economics

supply side economics

A return to voodoo economics will not fix the problems.

by The Return of Light Joker May 30, 2011

torchman

an arsonist

The infamous torchman struck again last night.

by The Return of Light Joker February 23, 2012

atomic atmosphere

the air around someone who has released flatulence

Make sure you stay out of the atomic atmosphere when he farts. You'll be glad.

by The Return of Light Joker August 02, 2010