The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

empty suit

a person of seeming distinction who is actually a product of Publicity

Andrew Wakefield is an empty suit. His study was discredited.

by The Return of Light Joker May 8, 2010

hi-jinks

unihibited mischief, capers and pranks

I have had enough of these hi-jinks.

by The return of light Joker November 5, 2007

headlights

1. the eyes

2. a woman's breasts

His lust was apparent when he laid his headlights on her headlights.

by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2012

totus porcus

completely, totally ( from mock Latin for whole hog)

I heard them spill the beans, totus porcus.

by The Return of Light Joker May 19, 2011

trick out

to adorn or decorate in an extravagant or gaudy manner

I am not going to trick out my nails.

by The Return of Light Joker August 8, 2008

retrogreen

to retrofit something current with features made to accommodate environmentalists

The problem is that it is an opportune time to retrogreen your insulation.

by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2011

Catholic twins

siblings born within 12 months of each other

Most likely, those two are catholic twins.

by The Return of Light Joker November 17, 2011