The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

idiot light

a light used to announce a malfunction in a system, especially in a automobile

That idiot light goes on over the smallest things.

by The Return of Light Joker March 28, 2010

lifer

1. a convict serving a life sentence in prison

2. someone who goes joins the military and stays for the sake of having a job

Some lifer was trying to sue the prison for negligence because of an itch.

by The Return of Light Joker March 29, 2010

taint

the perineum, the space between the genitals and the anus an the muscles that lie underneath

"Let me tell you, my taint was sore after taking a such a long walk in the hot humid weather".

by The Return of Light Joker March 30, 2010

glory hog

a person who seeks excessive praise for something

He was such a glory hog I was barely noticed for my role.

by The Return of Light Joker April 1, 2010

unobtainium

any nonexistent material

A ship like that would have been made of unobtainium

by The Return of Light Joker April 1, 2010

commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting

He was commode-hugging drunk last night.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2010

easy on the eye

Pleasant to look at

His daughter was easy on the eye but his sister was not much to look at.

by The Return of Light Joker April 3, 2010