hold the purse strings

to be in control of finances, to be responsible for spending money

They say they are ready to hold the purse strings but they have not shown that they can handle them any better than the current people.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2011

chemical blonde

a person who dyes their hair blonde with bleach

She was a chemical blonde, but she grew tired of that color.

by The Return of Light Joker January 02, 2008

jalopy

an old worn out car

That jalopy ain't worth selling because nobodyelse would be caught dead with it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2010

kill

1. to finish consuming something

2. to spoil or ruin

3. to succeed

4. to make an audience break out in laughter

5. to turn off a device

Don't kill the chocolate without my permission.

by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2008

turtleneck

the foreskin(euphemistic)

Be gentle with your turtleneck.

by The Return of Light Joker October 10, 2008

jack of all trades

a person who is good at many things but has no particular specialty (often with master of none at the end)

My friend was a jack of all trades.

by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2009

'nade

a grenade of any sort

Don't waste your last 'nade in a tight spot like that.

by The Return of Light Joker March 30, 2008