scrooge

1. someone who spoils Christmas

2. a stingy person, a miser

He was a scrooge but he never understood what christmas was about anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker December 23, 2009

long story short

to summarize a longer story (short for to make a long story short)

Yes, but long story short you need to work harder.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2008

notch

1. to score a point

2. to copulate

He a was about to notch, which would win the game, but he slipped at the last minute.

by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2011

elevated

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

He got way too elevated. He's lucky to be alive.

by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2009

Like The Wild Man of Borneo

The term is derived from an alternate epithet of an early California sideshow performer Oofty Goofty. The used of the epithet is a barely recognized example of the racial insensitivity that was prevalent at the time.

The term did not spread very far from it's home state.(The expression, Like The Wild Man of Borneo was probably used mostly in California.)

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2008

bronco

a horse that is not trained to allow riding and and responds to riding in a dangerous and unpredictable manner (borrowed by cowboys from a Spanish word meaning rough or coarse)

The bronco threw the would be cowboy to the ground.

by The Return of Light Joker November 04, 2008

allergic to

having a strong aversion to a particular person or thing

I am allergic to camping.

by The Return of Light Joker August 02, 2008