A lottery minigame in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door that turns out to be a scam. Rather than operating off of luck, the system determines which day you win based on the number of days you bought the ticket. To get a shot at jackpot, you have to wait 335 -395 days to take a chance. Sure, you can speed up the process a bit by changing the GameCube's system clock forward, but turning the clock back rewards you a 500 coin penalty.
by The Real Driller April 07, 2019
A place at a casino where you can bet on sports events other than horse racing. A large majority of sportsbooks are online (DraftKings, FanDuel, and BetMGM are examples), and take up nearly every single ad slot on social media.
Kyle: Hey, did you know that I recently won $2 million through DraftKings Sportsbook?
Chris: That's amazing, but I've only won $45 so far. I place my bets through BetMGM which calls itself the king of sportsbooks. You want to go down to the one in Las Vegas during the Super Bowl?
Kyle: Sure man. I hope I can win another $2 million through there!
Chris: That's amazing, but I've only won $45 so far. I place my bets through BetMGM which calls itself the king of sportsbooks. You want to go down to the one in Las Vegas during the Super Bowl?
Kyle: Sure man. I hope I can win another $2 million through there!
by The Real Driller February 03, 2022
Any asinine exit on a highway designed by buttholes that force you to travel through town in order to get back onto the highway, leading to you losing time from traffic. Pittsburgh and other cities in Pennsylvania are known to grossly exploit this atrocity of humanity.
I went on a road trip home yesterday and I accidentally exited at the wrong spot and there was no place to get back on. I got forced to drive through town and had to wait an hour through extremely long stop lights who green lights last only a few seconds. Stupid Pittsburgh exits.
by The Real Driller December 28, 2021
Crappy AI-powered DRM developed by the CCP that acts more like spyware. Can absolutely decimate any social media channel you own.
Kyle: OMG, why did his YouTube channel get terminated?
Chris: The content he used was protected by Tracer AI and its automated system filed claims on its creator's behalf.
Chris: The content he used was protected by Tracer AI and its automated system filed claims on its creator's behalf.
by The Real Driller February 11, 2025
Dolfy's phone guy. He usually calls him when he has a problem with something but refuses to fix it, even after a brief update.
Dolfy: I demand a cure for this ugliness. I'm fed up with being ugly.
Burgdorf: My Failure, I have no news on a cure. No one yet understands what caused this mutation. All attempts so far to restore us to our former glory have all failed.
Dolfy: No progress has been made?
Burgdorf: My Failure, you should speak with Koller.
Dolfy: Koller. Give me Koller. Koller, has any progress been made with curing our ugly problem?
Karl Koller: No.
Dolfy: Why not? There should be a way to cure us.
Koller: No, we can't be cured.
Dolfy: Yes we can, you idiot. The ugliness was inflicted on us and I believe our ugliness can be reversed.
Koller: Hold a moment. I'm receiving a note on our ugly problem. It says here we can't be cured. These mutations have permanently deformed us on a supramolecular scale. These mutations will continue to alter our appearance. Our voices are also damaged beyond repair.
Dolfy: Nothing but lame excuses from a bunch of incompetent dummies. I demand a cure. If you fail to cure us, I will hang you with this deformed phone. Unbelievable. They claim we can't be cured of our ugliness. Those are the same idiots who said the cake is a lie.
Burgdorf: My Failure, if you're so sure our ugly problem can be cured. Why haven't you actually come up with the solution yourself?
Dolfy: Back off.
Burgdorf: My Failure, I have no news on a cure. No one yet understands what caused this mutation. All attempts so far to restore us to our former glory have all failed.
Dolfy: No progress has been made?
Burgdorf: My Failure, you should speak with Koller.
Dolfy: Koller. Give me Koller. Koller, has any progress been made with curing our ugly problem?
Karl Koller: No.
Dolfy: Why not? There should be a way to cure us.
Koller: No, we can't be cured.
Dolfy: Yes we can, you idiot. The ugliness was inflicted on us and I believe our ugliness can be reversed.
Koller: Hold a moment. I'm receiving a note on our ugly problem. It says here we can't be cured. These mutations have permanently deformed us on a supramolecular scale. These mutations will continue to alter our appearance. Our voices are also damaged beyond repair.
Dolfy: Nothing but lame excuses from a bunch of incompetent dummies. I demand a cure. If you fail to cure us, I will hang you with this deformed phone. Unbelievable. They claim we can't be cured of our ugliness. Those are the same idiots who said the cake is a lie.
Burgdorf: My Failure, if you're so sure our ugly problem can be cured. Why haven't you actually come up with the solution yourself?
Dolfy: Back off.
by The Real Driller October 01, 2022
You're probably bored. You literally typed what was faded text when you were writing a new word. Congrats for making it here.
Man, I'm bored.
(types Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...)
Wow, somebody was actually bothered to define Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...
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Wow, somebody was actually bothered to define Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...
by The Real Driller May 29, 2022
Chris: What did people think of your critique on that terrible game?
Kyle: Well, looks like the developers just streisanded my critique with a DMCA takedown. RIP me.
Kyle: Well, looks like the developers just streisanded my critique with a DMCA takedown. RIP me.
by The Real Driller August 10, 2020