by The Real Driller November 25, 2022
A type of social media hoax where you post an image on social media where your viewers need a "premium account" to view the picture, accompanied by a caption of what you intend to post.
Poster (in caption): Latest pic of my car... (image shows user needs gold membership)
Guy 1: Dude, that the heck is with this Facebook Gold crap!?
Guy 2: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 3: Oh wow, are they really charging now?
Guy 4: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 5: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 6: Guys, this isn't real. This is gold membership trolling. Facebook has no intent to charge for using the service.
Guy 1: Dude, that the heck is with this Facebook Gold crap!?
Guy 2: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 3: Oh wow, are they really charging now?
Guy 4: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 5: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 6: Guys, this isn't real. This is gold membership trolling. Facebook has no intent to charge for using the service.
by The Real Driller March 31, 2020
Something that Catholic schools view as a fun activity but half of it is just boring as crap. You have to attend mass and confession, which can be considered to be a really good time to sleep. The upside though is you get to do a bunch of stuff that's fun.
Kyle: Dude, how was the school retreat yesterday?
Chris: Oh, it was boring. I slept the entire time at confession.
Chris: Oh, it was boring. I slept the entire time at confession.
by The Real Driller September 19, 2022
A website that college students use when choosing their classes to avoid having professors that are really difficult or challenging. Rate My Professors is your go-to site if you don't want to write a term paper or need more interactivity.
Kyle: I was originally going to take College Algebra with Dr. Platte, but turned to a different professor. after seeing his reviews on Rate My Professors.
Chris: Yeah. I heard he's lecture heavy and grades harshly.
Chris: Yeah. I heard he's lecture heavy and grades harshly.
by The Real Driller January 15, 2020
A four-letter word: hell. Doctors usually order this if you're at risk for diabetes. You are forced to fast prior to the test which can last up to five hours and your blood is taken every half hour.
I can only work part-time tomorrow because I have a glucose tolerance test tomorrow. If the test comes back and says I have diabetes, then I'm probably screwed.
by The Real Driller May 19, 2022
Scenario 1:
Hans Krebs: It's time for us to look at a picture of a fish. Fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish.
Dolfy: Enough of your fishy madness.
(Krebs laughs)
Scenario 2:
(Shows picture of modern Berlin)
Krebs: This is Berlin.
Dolfy: No it isn't, you absurd fishman.
Hans Krebs: It's time for us to look at a picture of a fish. Fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish.
Dolfy: Enough of your fishy madness.
(Krebs laughs)
Scenario 2:
(Shows picture of modern Berlin)
Krebs: This is Berlin.
Dolfy: No it isn't, you absurd fishman.
by The Real Driller May 16, 2022
A small baggie you magnetically clamp around the edges of a dog's butt which collects the crap they take while on a walk, eliminating the need to pick up after them.
by The Real Driller October 12, 2023