A female Republican, she supports causes that go against her interests.
Examples: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, the Trump women, any newsmodel on Fox News or any other right wing infotainment channel, that grandmother who thinks the 1950s were the last great years in human history.
Examples: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, the Trump women, any newsmodel on Fox News or any other right wing infotainment channel, that grandmother who thinks the 1950s were the last great years in human history.
I am tired of Republicunts who smile and look pretty while their husbands give speeches that blame Mexicans for every problem in America.
by The Real Canadian April 11, 2023
Pioneering, but forgotten, 1950’s and 1960’s shock jock Joe Pyne called cigarettes this, being resigned to his chain smoking habit. (He died of lung cancer in 1970, aged 45). These days, coffin nails could mean three things:
1. Long, squared off manicures in the shape of an old school coffin;
2. French fries because they’re unhealthy to begin with; and
3. Cigarettes.
1. Long, squared off manicures in the shape of an old school coffin;
2. French fries because they’re unhealthy to begin with; and
3. Cigarettes.
How could Miranda type with those ugly coffin nails in her way?
No wonder why Albert is so fat, he eats that big carton of coffin nails with chili and cheese every day for lunch.
The Surgeon General has determined that smoking coffin nails is dangerous to your health.
No wonder why Albert is so fat, he eats that big carton of coffin nails with chili and cheese every day for lunch.
The Surgeon General has determined that smoking coffin nails is dangerous to your health.
by The Real Canadian September 24, 2020
The reincarnation of Adolf Hitler, this fat and ugly skirtchaser represents the worst of America. Bigoted, loudmouthed and clueless, he has somehow attracted the attention of hillbillies, religious nuts, grade school dropouts and the Klan. The smart Republicans want nothing to do with him.
Oh, God! Donald Trump has called the Second Amendment people to use Hillary Clinton as a target practice. He thinks that comment is funny, but it isn't.
by The Real Canadian August 10, 2016
A secretive, hot-looking office skank who sleeps her way to the top, almost always with married men. Her only qualifications for a high-paying job? Working as a model and looking like one, too.
I have two degrees and could only find a job pushing boxes along a conveyor belt, yet that bimbo Hoe Hicks could get a high paying job with zero qualifications! WTF?
by The Real Canadian February 10, 2018
1. Title of a schlocky 1970s syndicated series starring Chuck Barris and featuring the dubious talents of Gene Gene The Dancing Machine, The Unknown Comic and many others.
2. A group of stupid, incompetent and/or crooked people, doing stuff that would get them fired from most other places.
3. A situation where anything that could go wrong does.
2. A group of stupid, incompetent and/or crooked people, doing stuff that would get them fired from most other places.
3. A situation where anything that could go wrong does.
The Gong Show turned your brains into mush in a half hour.
The whole fucking place is a gong show, nobody knows what they are doing.
The party last night was one big gong show. The DJ played The Carpenters, we had nothing but stale Cheetos and warm beer, and we watched Gigli on TV. We should have stayed home!
The whole fucking place is a gong show, nobody knows what they are doing.
The party last night was one big gong show. The DJ played The Carpenters, we had nothing but stale Cheetos and warm beer, and we watched Gigli on TV. We should have stayed home!
by The Real Canadian July 10, 2021
1. The title character of a 1994 historical drama, starring Tom Hanks as a simple man who somehow stumbles into every major historical event in the US during the mid-20th century.
2. Any person who actually has, or is perceived to have, a room temperature IQ.
3. A moron in general.
2. Any person who actually has, or is perceived to have, a room temperature IQ.
3. A moron in general.
Forrest Gump over there couldn’t write a sentence without major grammatical mistakes. No wonder why nobody takes him seriously.
by The Real Canadian July 30, 2022
The lowest of the lowlifes, these people don't have enough conscience, morals and decency to qualify as human beings. They lie, cheat and steal for their own greedy and disgusting benefit, damaging others in the process.
Practice social distancing around these so-called people long after the COVID-19 pandemic is ancient history.
Practice social distancing around these so-called people long after the COVID-19 pandemic is ancient history.
The incumbent US President is the King of the Skeezebags.
Some skeezebag modeling agency scammed my little sister out of $5,000 - and she only has a bunch of lousy pictures to show for it.
Some skeezebag modeling agency scammed my little sister out of $5,000 - and she only has a bunch of lousy pictures to show for it.
by The Real Canadian April 28, 2020