The Real Canadian's definitions

Skellies

A diminutive term for skeletons.

I’m going to scare the shit out of those trick or treaters this Halloween. My yard will be littered with talking skellies, pop-up zombies, tombstones and cackling witches.

Then, those Reese’s peanut butter cups will be mine. Brouhaha!

by The Real Canadian September 18, 2021

Freedum

The right to be stupid in a Trumpian GOP’s little world.

Fake Patriot: I don’t have to wear my seatbelt and keep my kids in the backseat. I know my First Amendment rights.

Real Patriot: No, dummy! You’re practicing your freedum, the right to be stupid.

Fake Patriot: I’m going to sue you! I know my First Amendment rights.

Real Patriot: Yeah, the right to get your kids and yourself killed?

Fake Patriot: MAGA!

by The Real Canadian August 23, 2021

dolt45

Nickname for Donald Trump, the illegitimate 45th President of the United States. Trump admits to not reading books (calling them elitist), enlisted poor Barack Obama to show him the ropes, bullies people, and behaves like a spoiled rotten brat who has never grown up. Dolt45 spends his idle time writing tweets that are unreadable and unpresidential.

Angela Merkel wonders how a jerk like Dolt45 ever got elected President.

With the money that Dolt45 spends at Mar-a-Lago each weekend, we could feed hungry kids and old people.

Dolt45 must have slept through civics classes in military school. He knows jack-shit about running a country.

by The Real Canadian March 19, 2017

Karen

A white, middle-aged bitch who rats out law-abiding blacks for such normal things as holding a picnic at the park. Insufferably promoting white privilege and a believer of every loony conspiracy theory ever written, Karen puts other people at risk. Even herself.

Karen thinks COVID-19 is a hoax.
Karen gets COVID-19.
Karen dies.
Don't be a Karen.

by The Real Canadian July 7, 2020

Shithole

A. The current White House under Donald Trump;

B. Any country that's not dominated by members of the white race; and
C. Trump's mouth.

Donald Trump has called Haiti and Africa "shithole countries". He should know that Africa is a continent, not a country. He only wants lily-white people from Europe immigrating to the United States - good luck, you racist asshole!

by The Real Canadian May 2, 2018

Permanent Vacation

An euphemism for getting laid off or fired.

That horn dog got away with sexually harassment until one of his targets ratted him out. Now, he’s taking a permanent vacation.

by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021

Iskanka

Ivanka Trump, Donald's alleged love interest.

I really don't care about Iskanka, do you?

by The Real Canadian March 20, 2020