Premier Fat Ass

Doug Ford, the incompetent and fault-finding Premier of Ontario. He’s Donald Trump Light, with half the bigotry and all the girth.
Although we need to enforce certain restrictions during the pandemic, Premier Fat Ass has to turn Ontario into a police state. That’s just crazy!
by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021
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Mike Lindell

This diehard Trump supporter peddles overpriced POS pillows on Fox News and other right-wing infotainment channels. The BBB gives his company a failing grade for not responding to numerous complaints about his business practices, even posting canned messages that the aforementioned organization isn’t legit.
Donald Trump picked some real winners including that My Pillow weirdo, Mike Lindell. He looks like Chester, the Molester.
by The Real Canadian February 06, 2021
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Assholes R Us

A company or place that's populated by dumb, lazy, unethical, mean and just plain stupid people. It's so hopeless that bankruptcy, a nuclear holocaust or a plague is the only way to fix its problems.
That place should change its name from Company XYZ to Assholes R Us. Everyone there, from the CEO to the janitor, must have graduated from Trump University - that's how useless they are.
by The Real Canadian August 02, 2016
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Horn Dog

A sexual predator (think Harvey Weinstein, Donald Trump, Roger Ailes or Matt Lauer) who keeps a respectable or high-profile job. But, of course, it only takes one (or, several) to blow their cover.
I can’t believe that anyone thinks that horn dog would make a good President. He boasts on TV about grabbing women by their pussy.

#MeToo has exposed all the horn dogs sniffing around Hollywood.

That horn dog should be in jail, not promoted.
by The Real Canadian July 08, 2021
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Asswipe

A disgusting, stupid, arrogant or annoying person with no principles or restraint.
Donald Trump could drink regular Coke and still be an asswipe.

I wouldn’t let my teen daughter go out with that asswipe, Matt Gaetz.
by The Real Canadian April 13, 2021
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Veruca Salt

In the classic Roald Dahl kids' book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Veruca Salt is an obnoxious, spoiled rich brat. She seems sweet and innocent from the surface, but she yells, screams and gets aggressive when she doesn't get her way. Meets her messy end in the nut room, where she ends up down the garbage chute.

Veruca Salt is also the second Golden Ticket winner for a tour of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

Veruca Salt is the epitome of spoiled rich brat.
This spoiled rich brat over there has pulled a Veruca Salt on us again.

If you keep this up, you'll share the garbage bin with Veruca Salt.
by The Real Canadian August 23, 2016
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Permanent Vacation

That horn dog got away with sexually harassment until one of his targets ratted him out. Now, he’s taking a permanent vacation.
by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021
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