The Prophet's definitions

two man luge

The most homoerotic of all sports.
When a man lays on top of another man and they slide down an icy tube together on a sled at 70mph

Hey sailor, wanna get together for a little two man luge action? Bring the KY!

by the prophet June 27, 2003

melon head

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.

Holy shit that was a melon head.

by the prophet June 7, 2004

homo slice

disciple of the prophet, sent to earth by the prophet to sell non rated california muni bonds to rich old people.

Homo Slice sells all those tobacco settlement bonds, but he can't stop the prophet from hittin on his mom.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

one cheek sneak

the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.

My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!

by the prophet March 26, 2003

colonblow

a product designed to clean your colon from the inside out.

I tried colonblow and I took a 5 foot dooty.

by the prophet April 7, 2003

3 hour tour

having sex with any of the members of the gilligan's island tv show

I was so down for a 3 hour tour with Ginger, but then fucking Bob Denver showed up.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

anti-americanism

A major world religion that gained sudden popularity in mid-2002 in all countries apart from the USA, following the inspired actions of the largely misunderestimated President G W Bush, head of the 'Parents Against Scary Things' society. See also 'sanity'.

US Citizen - Why don't none you folks like us guys no more?

Anyone Else - We've realised that Christianity is a considerably less appealing religion than anti-americanism.

by The Prophet March 19, 2005