Argoniphile

1. One who loves everything about the Argonians (Anthropomorphic Lizard People) of The Elder Scrolls video game series and probably loves other scaly creatures outside of the game as well.
2. One who is sexually attracted to the Argonians of The Elder Scrolls video game series to a extreme degree.
1. Damn those Dunmer bastards. Argonians are the master race! Argoniphile for life!
2. The Lusty Argonian Maid is my favorite book in TES so that makes me an Argoniphile
by The Original Argoniphile May 13, 2018
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Crusch Lulu

The best Scaly Waifu you'll ever have. From the Anime Overlord II ep2-5.
I just jacked to Crusch Lulu my doods. I wish there was a Overlord III already
by The Original Argoniphile May 13, 2018
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Flat-Chest Fan

When one is extremely sexually attracted to a girl with a Flat Chest.

The term was coined from the AnimeOverlord when Ainz Ooal Gown was trying to comfort the flat chested character on the show, Shaltear Bloodfallen who was trying to fake having Big Breasts to impress him.
Mike: Damn! I like Shaltear so much!
Jonas: You're such a Flat-Chest Fan. Albedo is obviously the one for Ainz.
by The Original Argoniphile June 05, 2018
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Goldilocks Cock

A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.
Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.
by The Original Argoniphile May 29, 2018
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Black Swordsman

A title given only to the biggest edgelords of all time. The first to hold such a title was Guts, or Gattsu in Japanese, who was the main character in the legendary manga of Berserk. Guts' features, persona, and clothing serve as a basis for what a Black Swordsman and an edgelord is: wearing all black, being a face value asshole and nihilist, scars and lost limbs, and holding a giant sword. A Black Swordsman doesn't necessarily have be from Anime or manga, however that's where most of the Black Swordsmen lie. A notable Black Swordsman would also be Kirito from SAO, proving that not all edgelords are certainly a good thing.
SAO fan twats: Kirito is the real Black Swordsman
Anyone with more than two brain cells: ... I take it you've never read Berserk then you 12 year old?
by The Original Argoniphile November 16, 2018
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Darling

1. A cute pet name for your waifus.
2. The name Zero-Two gave Hiro based on a children's book. From the Anime Darling in the FranXX. Hiro obviously being the Darling in the show.
1. Hey Darling! Wanna go get some virtual coffee?
2. Oh Darling, run away with me!
by The Original Argoniphile June 23, 2018
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Conservicunt

A conservative that constantly shows to be a utter and complete asshole and denier of such obvious facts to push their agenda. A common antonym to the word is the world famous Libtard.
John: Global Warming is just a Chinese conspiracy to discredit the US.
Ricky: John you are such a Conservicunt.
by The Original Argoniphile June 27, 2018
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