Money

It's a hit.

Dem Franchise boyz- If you ain't talkin money then you talkin Chinese!
Guy- All right, all right, Ni hao ma xie xie di, how do you like that?
Dem Franchise Boyz- Say somethin else, say somethin else!

Guy- 100 yuan, that is talkin money in Chinese for you. What?

Dem Franchise Boyz- Say what again!

Guy- What? You said I was gonna talk Chinese if I wasn't talkin money, and I did, I did both of those things. Are you gonna let me go or did I give the wrong answer? I'm not going to act like I'm from Compton, I'll act like I'm from Atlanta if you like.

by The Original Agahnim November 29, 2021

Scapegoat

If people can't find one, they make one up (I'm not responsible for my actions, Satan is).

Satan became their scapegoat when they couldn't find a non fictional one.

by The Original Agahnim September 04, 2021

Shoes

Shoes are mass produced, but even if two people buy the same brand and size, they end up with different shoes to walk in.

Perhaps the guy wouldn't survive bearing children, being a mother, or all the other things that go with being a female, and perhaps the girl wouldn't survive being a male, a father, and all the other things guys go through, the things that go with being a male. It's impossible to know the shoes of another person, someone can only imagine another person's shoes, and there are people that have a gifted imagination, but that isn't the same thing as walking in someone else's shoes.

by The Original Agahnim September 30, 2021

Crate

Cratefallen must be falling down a crate staircase instead of getting kicked down a real one by your older brother the way you did as a kid, thinking you will get a reputation you never got as a kid by doing so.

The dork thought falling down a crate staircase would impress a few people around or make them laugh, but it wasn't long before they realized she wasn't really funny or impressive to be around, she just wanted someone's attention besides her own.

by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021

Umbrella corporation

A facsist corporate state where the entity covers everything and everyone like an umbrella, controlling their lives with (mis)information about their true agenda.

Umbrella corporation was the entity that people thought was taking care of them, like livestock.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Kids R' Matched.com

A dating website for immature and dysfunctional singles.

He/she found himself a date on Kids R' Matched.com, a singles dating site for people in their 20's and over still on the emotional level of a 3rd grader.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

Patrizia reggiani

The kind of person that got rid of people she thought were weaker than her for her entire life.

Patrizia reggiani thought everyone around her was weaker than her because she was a weak person that had no common sense.

by The Original Agahnim December 02, 2021