The Original Agahnim's definitions

Red and yellow tape

Tape to ban certain people from entering an area.

The mouth of the south hated red and yellow tape because she didn't know that she was the red and yellow tape. She thought it was just everybody else that lived by double standards, which is why she thought everything that happened in life was hilarious. She didn't get life, but thought she was the most broad minded person there ever was.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Vaccine intimidation

When the grief/tragedy/sympathy (science/healthcare/government/media) industry tells people that if they do something else they tell them to, everything will be okay, but if they don't do it, the sky will fall on their heads. Last year, they said if people wore masks, the pandemic would end soon, but if they didn't, the pandemic would go on forever and everyone (not just a small portion of the total population) would get sick. Now, a year and several virus mutations later, they're saying if people get a shot, a vaccine, that the pandemic will end soon, but if they don't, it will go on forever. When will people wake up and fight, they're already doing everything they've been ordered to do, getting in any line they're told to get in (including the one for a slaughterhouse) and they're only losing more rights.

Seeing other people get vaccines at work is still vaccine intimidation, since people that are unvaccinated tend to think they'd rather get a shot and fit in than be outnumbered by vaccinated people that seem to have any rights they want, and get to do what they want, go where they want, and live how they want. That is the dream/agenda the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry (government/healthcare/media/science) has started trying to sell people since last year, since people were no longer buying the American dream.

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone cocky enough to think they outdo everyone at anything.

Now that he's elderly, drunk, and on painkillers, the 98 pounds and tough as nails girl is going to go kick his ass, she finally found the courage and resolve to do it.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Trojan bunny

Like a Trojan horse except faster and even more vicious.

The Greeks inside the Trojan bunny said to each other that the Prince of Troy's tongue was too smooth before they hopped out the bunny's ass, well over 39 deep. At least they didn't bother to wave first when they tried to take over the city.

by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021

Abomination

A shot people get in their spine that makes them want to go above and beyond the limit of 100 percent for some reason.

The mixture turned that guy/girl into an abomination.

by The Original Agahnim July 5, 2021

Evanescence

If the lead singer wasn't the girl next door, it would never bother her enough for her to bring it up in a conversation. Really, she just wants the image of something other than the girl next door, and the power that goes with it (to overrun neighbors that disagree with her). No amount of complaining about how females are treated unjustly by the industry will create artificial respect that wasn't there before, since any respect gained as a result of an artificial image would be artificial respect. Some people just say they are at odds with an industry that pays them more than most people make to get publicity and support from those same people that go out and buy their music with the little bit of money they do make at work, but these aren't multi-millionaires most of the time purchasing albums by groups like Evanescence. These aren't people that would be listened to if they complained the way Evanescence or Taylor Swift or other musical artists are listened to when they whine about unjust treatment or not getting paid as much as they think the world owes them.

Evanescence is a group led by a girl that was once the girl next door to somebody growing up, so why should their lead singer be a bigger deal than that? Why should anybody for that matter?

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Mormon harem

Mormons worship sea lions as gods, so trying to make themselves closer to god's image, a male Mormon will marry about 30 people at the same time.

The Mormon harem didn't have any guys or midgets in it, you would think that to a guy that tried to fuck as many people as Wilt Chamberlain, marrying just females would get old after about the 27th or 28th wife, but not for him.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021