Heterosexual cult

A cult of upstanding and morally righteous heterosexuals.
The heterosexual cult was out riding around in the moonlight, undecided if they wanted to quote scriptures, beat, cut, stab, or shoot that flaming faggot in the back (the same one who's rights they pretended to support whenever there was a rally or a protest where they could be seen by many).
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
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Gregorious

Someone that rolls deep because they don't have the heart to roll alone.
He/she was gregorious, and never looked at a calendar alone. He/she had to have an opponent outnumbered to stand on his/her own feet (usually by standing on someone else's).
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
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Narcissist

Someone that writes a definition about another narcissist, meanwhile they live by the double standard of thinking they are prettier than this other person.
Hey, that dude lives by a double standard, I'm gonna poke fun at him, he doesn't even know he's the narcissist, not me.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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Evanescence

A band that thinks the man is trying to oppress them and cramp their style, especially the lead singer.
Evanescence played themselves.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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Cinderella poser

Somebody with a spoiled rotten middle class sense of desperate and urgency, usually in reference to winning sports games.
The Cinderella poser loved to preach about desperation and being one of the marginalized folks, but she didn't actually know anything about being desperate or marginalized from life experience, which is why she was the worst kind of senseless person, the kind that didn't know she wasn't an unbearable enemy, or that she had no common sense.
by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021
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Mini she

A midget version of a female Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil would be inconsolable for about 15 minutes if she lost mini she.
by The Original Agahnim December 08, 2021
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equality

When a silly female can wake up a black eye after a night of partying and her silly friends can laugh about it instead of try to have someone killed or imprisoned over it, there will be equality, because mlaes will become as powerful as females if that ever happens. Until females begin to take their lives as often as males, go to jail for the same amount of time as males for the same crimes, and authority figures no longer take it easy on them or give them breaks (they get as authoritative with females as they do males) for things ranging from traffic tickets to everything else, (and when as many unarmed females are being shot by the police as unarmed males) females will no longer be the most powerful people, everyone will be equally powerful. When more female kids are getting ass whoopings from their parents, as many as males, then there will be equality.
The people that whine the most about equality (not making as much money for the same job) usually don't appreciate how fortunate they really are, because their lens is too narrow to see beyond their own gripes.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
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