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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

A marketing creation by a league that wants LeBron James to get discouraged and retire. Out with the old, in with the new is the way they look at it.
Giannis is being pushed by the league as the next generation player as part of their machine, but several from the current generation haven't retired yet, and could still have good years ahead. Ask Tom Brady if he feels too old to be the generation that isn't getting pushed aside.

Phoenix Suns 

They didn't quit.
Win or lose, the Phoenix Suns fought to the end. Life isn't just about winning for everyone, including even the Milwaukee Bucks who convieniently forgot (their humility) that they didn't win just last year. Even people that hold nothing sacred but winning lose, and thank god for that.

Phoenix Suns 

They didn't fold under pressure, even if they didn't get a championship. Good for them.
The Phoenix Suns could have folded, but they fought to the end.
A Jewish American Princess isn't Jewish, but is a poor little middle class girl desperate to win and not to eat, though you would think by her griping that her life depended on whether her or a team she liked won or lost a sports game, like it was the most important thing in life and the world. You would also think by her griping that she was sub serviant if she had to do something at work that somebody was paying her thousands of dollars to do. Servants don't get paid, and claiming to have the heart or soul of a servant isn't the same thing as actually being one.
The JAP hated anybody who gave something to her straight, the way she always acted with everybody like someone that didn't put up with any nonsense, and she hated it because she thought any criticism directed toward her was inhuman and treating her as subhuman.
JAP by The Original Agahnim July 20, 2021
A female that thinks males don't have the capacity to love or cook their own food for themselves, and thus they need to pick a female to do it for them. A female that pretends to be a kiss ass sub serviant person to benefit from doing so (usually financially).
The pick me could always marry an 87 year old guy if she wanted to be with somebody her claims of having to cook for, clean for, and serve would actually be legitimate. Other females might judge her and think she should be more selective still, but if he was a billionaire why would being selective matter to her?
The number Trump picked to prime the mob of protestors with.
The number 55 and alchohol don't mix. Trump knew that if he suggested the number 55 enough times, that though his mob wouldn't see it on a conscious level, it would be everywhere and everything to them, and he could get them to do anything he wanted them to do.
55 by The Original Agahnim July 20, 2021
A chicken sandwich. Every restaurant has one, so there's not a whole lot original about it.
The ChiKing didn't want to be the Whopper's match, the ChiKing wanted to be the Whopper. All the love people had for the Whopper, and what the people who market the ChiKing were rallying for, they didn't get why people loved the Whopper so much, and what they saw as loyalty to the Whopper by people who ordered one over the years, the people that marketed the ChiKing wanted all that to themselves, the love and the loyalty.