What to do in nys (not nyc) written by a local resident and travel guide. Nothing, get high, get laid, shut up and enjoy over 1 million restrictions and laws that allow you to do nothing. Party all day and waste all the little money you get working three jobs. FUCK DEM KIDS. You didn’t want them anyways, and now you’re paying over 3000 dollars every 6 months to keep you’re cranky menopausal ex wife quiet while you finance over 60 thousand dollars for a new Ram 1500 crew cab with a long bed that you’ll never use for what it’s made for and drive 50 miles per hour in the fast lane because you’re so damn drunk and high that you can barely stand without breaking a knee cap. It’s nys after all enjoy the scenic views that only last 3 weeks and get ready to pay too much for heating and oil for 6 months. The hawks nest highway catskill mountains. Niagara Falls, and the beautiful lake George resort are my favorites.
by The New York hillbilly June 18, 2023
An upstate New York term used mainly by Hispanic thug boys or frats to describe a female as being mid or just average quality in looks.
Male 1: Ayo Pablo you see that shorty over there?
Make 2: Yeah homie she a cinco de mayo if I ever saw one
Male 1: you right homes she a middie
Make 2: Yeah homie she a cinco de mayo if I ever saw one
Male 1: you right homes she a middie
by The New York hillbilly February 02, 2023
Sullivan county is a rural melting pot of white rednecks, Hispanic immigrants, urban African Americans, and HASIDIM, especially during the summer time. This shitbag of a county is known for the grossingers building which was once a world famous hotel and resort. But is now just a massive heap of scrap wood and broken windows plastered with graffiti and other forms of vandalism. And is also a popular spot to loiter and sell illicit drugs. The county has one of the worst std and drug abuse rates in the entire state Even worse than the entire city combined. Everyone here is an asshole alcoholic with 5 kids and two different baby mamas minimum. The women are all mid or just flat out gross looking. And still think they’re supermodels or something. The public schools stink, and there is not a heck of a lot to do besides hiking, drinking booze, getting high, or wasting all your money. It’s also WHERE I LIVE!!!
by The New York hillbilly May 21, 2023
A non-elegant phrase used to describe or convey a material item or food as being low quality or lacking in quality. Especially in rural New York State.
Hey yo did you see my new car?
Nah man that things a crack pot
Well what did you think of my burgers I made
Shit was awful and raw. Might as well call em crackpot burgers or something else
Nah man that things a crack pot
Well what did you think of my burgers I made
Shit was awful and raw. Might as well call em crackpot burgers or something else
by The New York hillbilly May 16, 2023
Mike is a boss man. He has a huge sense of assertiveness. He’s kind responsible respectful and always looking out for others and putting people first. He might look as if he would hurt you but until you approach him and talk to him you’ll continue to assume he’s a jerk. If you give him a dime he’ll give you a dozen back. He’s self raised and has an extremely high sense of free will and self determination and discipline. He’s extremely intelligent and Independent doesn’t like to be bossed around or belittled. He rivals low expectations for himself and is always trying to make a difference in people’s understanding of social situations and humanity as a whole. He’s extremely wholesome whole hearted and if he does something for you don’t make him regret it. Don’t fuck with him either. He has a dark past and a beast that lives inside of him always ready to pounce on the devil. He has a dark ego not a bright one. If he’s showing his ego odds are he doesn’t like you. If he shows you love. It’s simple he loves you like family and nothing less
by The New York hillbilly May 17, 2023
A majority of these girls are a pathetic waste of time and money. Their personality is weird and overly feminine, they often have multiple dates lined up every week because they are unemployed and mooch off random guys they meet online for dinner money or even a free ride to and from their house only to pay them back with free head. They are great manipulators and have been known in my area as the type of girl to just leave alone and avoid. Also did I mention how stupid they are. 75 percent of them didn’t make it past 11th grade. And have a chronic addiction and to Harry styles, Dunkin’ Donuts and flavored air sticks.
Omg Becky your so dumb how did you not know frogs live in lakes
I don’t know Cassandra sometimes I have a blonde moment here and there
Yeah Becky at least you’re not actually a curly haired blonde, though.
I don’t know Cassandra sometimes I have a blonde moment here and there
Yeah Becky at least you’re not actually a curly haired blonde, though.
by The New York hillbilly February 02, 2023
A very rare strain of marijuana grown and found mainly on the eastern coast of Massachusetts and Connecticut. This godly indica has the strength of a rhino and the hit of a Holy Ghost. This rare bud is only sold discretely for certain people and is said to be the best weed on earth
by The New York hillbilly July 20, 2023