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A very rare strain of marijuana grown and found mainly on the eastern coast of Massachusetts and Connecticut. This godly indica has the strength of a rhino and the hit of a Holy Ghost. This rare bud is only sold discretely for certain people and is said to be the best weed on earth
by The New York hillbilly July 20, 2023
Get the Magic broccoli mug.From the Rockies in Northern California all the way to the upper Appalachian Mountains on the east coast, you can find them. They’re usually white or fair in skin color, skinny and usually moderately or only fairly attractive. They like to take their summer break off of school as an opportunity to rack up their absurdity high body counts to the point where their stomach ends up in their head drinking “twisties” and smoking 4 dollar a gram hash out of a half empty water bottle. These chicks are most of the time clinically insane or just bipolar. You usually run into these type of girls either in the country or in New York City during July.
by The New York hillbilly July 20, 2023
Get the Country whore mug.What to do in nys (not nyc) written by a local resident and travel guide. Nothing, get high, get laid, shut up and enjoy over 1 million restrictions and laws that allow you to do nothing. Party all day and waste all the little money you get working three jobs. FUCK DEM KIDS. You didn’t want them anyways, and now you’re paying over 3000 dollars every 6 months to keep you’re cranky menopausal ex wife quiet while you finance over 60 thousand dollars for a new Ram 1500 crew cab with a long bed that you’ll never use for what it’s made for and drive 50 miles per hour in the fast lane because you’re so damn drunk and high that you can barely stand without breaking a knee cap. It’s nys after all enjoy the scenic views that only last 3 weeks and get ready to pay too much for heating and oil for 6 months. The hawks nest highway catskill mountains. Niagara Falls, and the beautiful lake George resort are my favorites.
by The New York hillbilly June 18, 2023
Get the What to do in nys mug.Sullivan county is a rural melting pot of white rednecks, Hispanic immigrants, urban African Americans, and HASIDIM, especially during the summer time. This shitbag of a county is known for the grossingers building which was once a world famous hotel and resort. But is now just a massive heap of scrap wood and broken windows plastered with graffiti and other forms of vandalism. And is also a popular spot to loiter and sell illicit drugs. The county has one of the worst std and drug abuse rates in the entire state Even worse than the entire city combined. Everyone here is an asshole alcoholic with 5 kids and two different baby mamas minimum. The women are all mid or just flat out gross looking. And still think they’re supermodels or something. The public schools stink, and there is not a heck of a lot to do besides hiking, drinking booze, getting high, or wasting all your money. It’s also WHERE I LIVE!!!
by The New York hillbilly May 21, 2023
Get the Sullivan county (NY) mug.Mike is a boss man. He has a huge sense of assertiveness. He’s kind responsible respectful and always looking out for others and putting people first. He might look as if he would hurt you but until you approach him and talk to him you’ll continue to assume he’s a jerk. If you give him a dime he’ll give you a dozen back. He’s self raised and has an extremely high sense of free will and self determination and discipline. He’s extremely intelligent and Independent doesn’t like to be bossed around or belittled. He rivals low expectations for himself and is always trying to make a difference in people’s understanding of social situations and humanity as a whole. He’s extremely wholesome whole hearted and if he does something for you don’t make him regret it. Don’t fuck with him either. He has a dark past and a beast that lives inside of him always ready to pounce on the devil. He has a dark ego not a bright one. If he’s showing his ego odds are he doesn’t like you. If he shows you love. It’s simple he loves you like family and nothing less
by The New York hillbilly May 17, 2023
Get the Mike mug.A non-elegant phrase used to describe or convey a material item or food as being low quality or lacking in quality. Especially in rural New York State.
Hey yo did you see my new car?
Nah man that things a crack pot
Well what did you think of my burgers I made
Shit was awful and raw. Might as well call em crackpot burgers or something else
Nah man that things a crack pot
Well what did you think of my burgers I made
Shit was awful and raw. Might as well call em crackpot burgers or something else
by The New York hillbilly May 16, 2023
Get the Crackpot mug.Tri valley is one of if not the worst run school in nys. The staff are as practically stupid as the kids who receive little to no real education. The administrators are crooked and take bribes from students and parents who are more on the wealthy side or have family who are active law enforcement. The school is rampant with drug trafficking and illegal activities. There is practically a fight or some sort of violence everyday on campus. Racism and sexism are very much prevalent among the entire community. Bullying, harassment and sexual abuse make the school borderline dangerous and unacceptable. The students are far from welcoming or nice. The girls are practically all run arounds. mental health and social support is a joke in this school. No one cares. The school is run like shit and and despite people saying it’s improving it is not in the slightest. This school gets a fat F
by The New York hillbilly March 22, 2023
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