100 definitions by The Milk Man Cometh

Alan Grant's

Nipples that have sunk so far into their floppy tits that it would require an excavation mission led by Jurassic Park's Alan Grant to retrieve them

A much more dangerous mission than stealing raptor eggs

Friend 1: she laid down and her nipples just disappeared into her "quick sand" tits

Friend 2: Ahh they were Alan Grant's mate

by The Milk Man Cometh November 23, 2020

Treacle Tits

Also see Syrup tits. Tits so empty and floppy that they spill over a bra like treacle dripping from a kitchen counter

Wow those are some nasty treacle tits.

by The Milk Man Cometh November 14, 2020

Maleficent Mammaries

Quite the opposite to magnificent mammaries these are without doubt the most evil titties that you have ever seen. I'm talking hauntingly bad. Wake up in the night in cold sweats bad. You can't unsee maleficent mammaries

Doctor I'm gonna need some strong sleeping pills because I just can not unsee those maleficent mammaries. I'm gonna need therapy for sure

by The Milk Man Cometh November 23, 2020

Fried Eggs

Empty saggy flat tits

No side profile whatsoever

I can't wear that with my fried eggs

by The Milk Man Cometh December 12, 2020

Clogged

When a woman can fit two dicks in her arse

1 in the pink and 2 in the stink, she's clogged

by The Milk Man Cometh November 19, 2020

Dirty Whincup

A man who fills his face mask with jizz and walks around inhaling his own spunk through his mouth and out of his nose on repeat cycle, until the load is like potatoe water then he replenishes the mask 😷

He was feeling dirty so he went to the supermarket wearing his Dirty Whincup

by The Milk Man Cometh November 14, 2020

Pankakke

When you cum all over her pancake tits instead of her face (bukakke)

Let's have a pankakke party

by The Milk Man Cometh May 31, 2023