Nipples that have sunk so far into their floppy tits that it would require an excavation mission led by Jurassic Park's Alan Grant to retrieve them

A much more dangerous mission than stealing raptor eggs
Friend 1: she laid down and her nipples just disappeared into her "quick sand" tits

Friend 2: Ahh they were Alan Grant's mate
by The Milk Man Cometh November 23, 2020
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