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A Japanese Manga (comic book) and Anime series that many white American children pretend to love in order to project their fake-japanese (Wapanese) image. An otaku (Japanese term for geek) in an anime series called Lucky Star was a huge fan of Haruhi Suzumiya, and so every Wapanese feels like they have to be, too.

It is actually one of the most boring, slow and inane series ever, and it is likely to put you to sleep.
Wapanese: "Did you see that? That was just like that part in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya! Sugoi!"

Normal American: "Which part?"

Wapanese: "If you don't know, you're just a baka!"

Normal American: "You've never actually seen Haruhi, have you?"
by The Middle Road March 22, 2010
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Smogon

1) A group of competitive pokemon players that are too stupid to realize that a battle that is almost entirely luck-based can never be even remotely considered competitive.

2) The aforementioned group's corresponding website that is infamous for having the worst moderators and staff on the internet. The most elitist, childish, sad and pathetic group of people you'll ever have the misfortune of coming across...just what you'd expect from adult pokemon fans.

3) an adjective for terrible forum moderators.
I just beat a smogon member because i got 3 critical hits in a row. I'm so good at pokemon!

I went to Smogon and they permanently banned me for saying that I didn't like Harry Potter.

God, this moderator must be like 10 years old! I've never met anyone so childish and petty! He totally smogon'ed me!
by The Middle Road March 22, 2010
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Atheist

The polar opposite of Theism, but with the same amount of blind faith, dogma, brainwashing and lack of thinking.

They slap the burden of proof on Theism to prove that God exists while predictably being completely unable and thus unwilling to prove that God doesn't exist.

If what they believe is true, then the universe is completely without meaning, and so our our lives, the lives of our loved ones, and every action we make, because eventually the Earth and all its inhabitants will no longer exist, all the causes of all our effects will cease to be, and there is noone to judge us. Thus, they have no reason to be good and no reason to have morals, and as a result nobody trusts them with anything - a logical reaction to their way of thinking which, of course, they blame the Church for.

Confront them with facts and logic, and they will either suddenly turn Agnostic or mindlessly slander you, probably after slandering the religious for using slander as a weapon.

Intellectually arrogant hypocrite snobs that have some kind of beef with Theism and are constantly shoving their unimaginably stupid way of thinking down your throat while demonizing Theists for doing the same exact thing.
Man #1: I'm smart, everyone who thinks like me is smart and everyone who thinks differently is stupid - especially those dumbass Christians who have no tolerance for those who think differently and think they know everything.

Man #2: Blatant hypocrisy in the very same sentence? That must be some kind of Atheist record.
by The Middle Road August 10, 2009
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Nigger

Derogatory word for black people.

A really sad word, not because of the nature of it but because of the sheer stupidity that surrounds it.

White people are not allowed to use this word even in freedom of speech loving America, because freedom of speech loving Liberals will destroy their reputation and attempt to get them fired from their place of employment if they do. However, it is often heard from Latinos with no consequence, and most importantly, blacks themselves. Black people call each other niggers as a term of endearment.

The hypocrisy and double standard doesn't end there - anyone can use racial slurs against white people (like cracker and honky) at any given time with no consequences whatsoever.

An almost perfect example of human stupidity on all ends.
White guy: Nigger.

Black guy: Cracker.

Liberal: The white guy is a racist! Find out where he works!
by The Middle Road August 10, 2009
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uber nerd

A nerd that other nerds look upon as a God amongst their species. This nerd is often assembled from parts of lesser nerds.
"Behold my knowledge of Linux, and know that I am your God." - The Uber Nerd
by The Middle Road August 10, 2009
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Ach! Hans, run!

The last words of Saffi Eriksdotter.

Quoted on the Magic: The Gathering card "Lhurgoyf".

The phrase is directly on the fringe of pop culture, so saying it will prove to those around you that you are totally hip and might even get you laid - mostly likely by an ugly female nerd, but if you're the kind of guy that's saying "Ach! Hans, run!" to people, that's probably the best vagina you're capable of achieving anyway.
"Ach! Hans, Run! It's the Lhurgoyf!" - Saffi Eriksdotter, last words
by The Middle Road August 10, 2009
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Kuso

One of the best curse words available to humans. Literally means 'shit' in Japanese, and used just like we use it.
"Two terrible presidential candidates again! Kuso!" - majority of Americans every four years

Kusogaki - literally "shitty brat". Used to put some young punk in his or her place.
by The Middle Road August 10, 2009
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