The Living Walking Dictionary's definitions

New York

The definition of the word 'factory'. It's air is so toxic, it's the same as smoking 3 packs an hour.

Guy 1: Have you gone to New York?

Guy 2: Yeah, *cough* I wonder how *cough* my lungs are functioning.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Gym Membership Card

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.

Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Tik-Tok

Possibly the one app that has all cringe in it. There you find Tik-Tokers, people who have nothing to do but fill this cringy app with more embarrassing nonsense. When you look at this app, you feel your faith in humanity slowly drop.

Guy 1: Hey, do you have Tik-Tok?

Guy 2: Yeah.

Guy 1: We can't be friends. *proceeds to nuke Guy 2*

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Faith in Humanity

Gone. There's simply none.

Where's my Faith in Humanity? I already found Waldo. What's the point.
*walks away* Why do I have to be a human of all species? Hey, at least I'll still be there by the next decade.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Jake Paul

The embodiment of cringe. He's a Youtuber that somehow still makes videos. Legends say that all his subscribers are children or retarded adults.

Ugh. Jake Paul. I cringe at his name.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Father

Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.

Guy 1: Do you have your Father?

Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-

Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?

Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

LDM

Stands for "Little Dicks Matter".

Bro, who'd want to marry that guy? His dick is microscopic!

Hey! LDM too!

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 15, 2023