The Living Walking Dictionary's definitions

Faith in Humanity

Gone. There's simply none.

Where's my Faith in Humanity? I already found Waldo. What's the point.
*walks away* Why do I have to be a human of all species? Hey, at least I'll still be there by the next decade.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Gym Membership Card

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.

Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Jake Paul

The embodiment of cringe. He's a Youtuber that somehow still makes videos. Legends say that all his subscribers are children or retarded adults.

Ugh. Jake Paul. I cringe at his name.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

gigachad'd

Basically when you upload something related to gigachad's and then your comment section gets spammed by " insert something related to equality -a true gigachad

Guy: Uploads gigachad

Everybody else: Get gigachad'd

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 17, 2023

Tik-Tok

Possibly the one app that has all cringe in it. There you find Tik-Tokers, people who have nothing to do but fill this cringy app with more embarrassing nonsense. When you look at this app, you feel your faith in humanity slowly drop.

Guy 1: Hey, do you have Tik-Tok?

Guy 2: Yeah.

Guy 1: We can't be friends. *proceeds to nuke Guy 2*

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Father

Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.

Guy 1: Do you have your Father?

Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-

Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?

Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Trumpeached

TRUMP-eached noun

1. If Trump is impeached, Pence

becomes President. Pence pardons
Trump and appoints him Vice President
Pence resigns, Trump becomes
President and appoints him as his Vice

President. Liberal heads explode.

Guy 1: YOOOOOOOO! Someone just got Trumpeached!
Guy 2: NO WAY!!!

by The Living Walking Dictionary July 8, 2022