slave pay

when your rate of pay is much lesser than that of a border-jumper.

Hemployee: Yo bitch, I need a raise. Gimme mo' money!
Hemployer: I'm sorry, slave pay is all we can offer, unless you got here on the back of the pick-up truck with the rest of your co-workers.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

Mexican Money

$2000 a week. Derived from Roman numeral MM.

Burbo: Dude, that new mexican they hired is making Mexican money. And all he does is wash dem dishes.
Bingo: For real!! I wish I had Mexican skills like that. Slave pay sucks. We should become Mexican.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

check the lights

Look at the boobies.

Check the lights on that chick. She got her high-beams on. Boioioioing!!

by the Little Kid June 03, 2006

Dirty Al

The name for the lustful eye usually given by the dirty, old uncle usually directed at the underage daughter or niece.

Also a name for the "I want to have sex with you because you look underage" look.

The dirty version of "pretty eyes".

Little Lady Student: Teacher, teacher!! A strange, looking mexican across the street was giving me the Dirty Al. He gave me the creeps!!
Teacher: Dammit!! I told my husband to stay at home!!

by the Little Kid June 03, 2006

stockboy

The boy you uncontrollably have the hots for so much, you will stop at nothing to make him yours.

Hessa: Look at that boy shopping for toothbrushes. He's a hottie.
Chessa: You should murder sheep in their sleep and make him your stockboy.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

ugly stick

an STD infested pecker.

Diller beat some hoe with his ugly stick and turned her ugly. Now she has chlamyphilis and herpes simplex 20.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

You Old Man!!!

An exclamation used to yell at slow drivers.

"That stupid fool is going 20 in a 35 zone."
(Pumping fist in the air)
"You Old Man!!! Arrrrggh!!"

by the Little Kid June 03, 2006