Definitions by The Gulath Clan

Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome 

Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.

I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome by The Gulath Clan March 7, 2019

Cory Protolipac

The new sheriff in town, or so he thinks. Cory is the rival bald boy of Christopher Sweeney. They will merge their powers to take down arch rival Thomas Bright. Watch out San Diego

Chris: you must be Cory Protolipac

Cory: theres no room in this town for the both of us

Cory Protolipac by The Gulath Clan December 14, 2018

Up dog

The definition of updog is “a midget fucking a dead rabbit while on top of the Empire State Building and eating a bowl of carrots. At the end of the process, the midget is visited by John Stamos and then John punches the midget until he throws up the carrots, and then john eats the carrots and the process repeats.

Me:It smells like updog in here
Thomas: whats up dog?
Me: got em

Up dog by The Gulath Clan October 15, 2018

Keegan Froeckmann 

A nice freckled child that does not want to hear you jokes about the cheesy cooch. Sometimes he will get angered when mini cheese balls are placed on his stomach in a discrete fashion and he will proceed to aggressively hit the quan while awaiting further instructions.

Holy shit, Keegan Froeckmann time!

Keegan Froeckmann by The Gulath Clan September 22, 2018

Easton Metz 

The Albino Legend himself. Hes a fantastic footballer who has offers from Oregon, Clemson, OU, and Alabama. He will do one year at each school, and get rookie of the year and the heisman every single year. He loves spitting luggies on his younger brother tyler. His penis is a solid 7 inches soft, and he fucks every bitch in the whole Missouri area, including his mother and aunt. God im thankful to know this man

Some dude in my spanish class looks exactly like Easton Metz
Damn he wishes he was easton status

Easton Metz by The Gulath Clan August 25, 2018

Dongle 

Its a dingle berry but the piece of shit shifts from your rectum to the undercarriage of your scrotum and just hangs there

Humpfry: dude you smell like shit
Leroy: i got this dongle just hangin on my balls and it wont come off
Humpfry: my nigga what

Dongle by The Gulath Clan August 18, 2018

Cameron Paul 

The worlds biggest douche. Most likely the fattest motherfucker you will ever see. He loves to eat ass and will try to start a fight with any guy if a girl is watching. Hes a meat head but all the meat is in his belly. Also probably gay

Tony: yo bro did you see Cameron Paul try to fight that small kid last night
Edward: yea hes a major ass boy

Cameron Paul by The Gulath Clan August 18, 2018