Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.
I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome
by The Gulath Clan March 07, 2019
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Ignorant Ass Boy

Champions of true knowledge

1996-2018
In assaociation with the Choadsters foundation
Russ: i preach true knowledge

Me: shut up you Ignorant Ass Boy
by The Gulath Clan August 18, 2018
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Up dog

The definition of updog is “a midget fucking a dead rabbit while on top of the Empire State Building and eating a bowl of carrots. At the end of the process, the midget is visited by John Stamos and then John punches the midget until he throws up the carrots, and then john eats the carrots and the process repeats.
Me:It smells like updog in here
Thomas: whats up dog?
Me: got em
by The Gulath Clan October 15, 2018
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Cory Protolipac

The new sheriff in town, or so he thinks. Cory is the rival bald boy of Christopher Sweeney. They will merge their powers to take down arch rival Thomas Bright. Watch out San Diego
Chris: you must be Cory Protolipac

Cory: theres no room in this town for the both of us
by The Gulath Clan December 14, 2018
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Keegan Froeckmann

A nice freckled child that does not want to hear you jokes about the cheesy cooch. Sometimes he will get angered when mini cheese balls are placed on his stomach in a discrete fashion and he will proceed to aggressively hit the quan while awaiting further instructions.
Holy shit, Keegan Froeckmann time!
by The Gulath Clan September 22, 2018
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Easton Metz

The Albino Legend himself. Hes a fantastic footballer who has offers from Oregon, Clemson, OU, and Alabama. He will do one year at each school, and get rookie of the year and the heisman every single year. He loves spitting luggies on his younger brother tyler. His penis is a solid 7 inches soft, and he fucks every bitch in the whole Missouri area, including his mother and aunt. God im thankful to know this man
Some dude in my spanish class looks exactly like Easton Metz
Damn he wishes he was easton status
by The Gulath Clan August 25, 2018
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Dongle

Its a dingle berry but the piece of shit shifts from your rectum to the undercarriage of your scrotum and just hangs there
Humpfry: dude you smell like shit
Leroy: i got this dongle just hangin on my balls and it wont come off
Humpfry: my nigga what
by The Gulath Clan August 18, 2018
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