Definitions by The Great X-wing Ace

human shield

Unamerican, oxygen-wasting hippie who deserves to be shot by the soldiers they are blocking.

Human shields don't deserve to be a part of this country.

human shield by The Great X-wing Ace April 10, 2003

dumpus

Strong Sad's other name, given to him by Strong Bad.

dumpus by The Great X-wing Ace March 28, 2003

alarm clock

My greatest nemesis.

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.

alarm clock by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003

job

Can't find one in this crappy town. And no one on this crappy college campus has enough money for me to steal. So i am FUCKED.

I wonder if i could just get a blow job. From someone other than my roommate.

job by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003

stranger

The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

I gave myself the stranger many times in college.

stranger by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003

crimmus

Ebonics for Christmas

It's Crimmus Beeatch!

crimmus by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003

crap for crap

Insult created by Strong Bad.

"You stupid crap for crap!"

crap for crap by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003