The Great X-wing Ace's definitions

human shield

Unamerican, oxygen-wasting hippie who deserves to be shot by the soldiers they are blocking.

Human shields don't deserve to be a part of this country.

by The Great X-wing Ace April 10, 2003

dumpus

Strong Sad's other name, given to him by Strong Bad.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 28, 2003

alarm clock

My greatest nemesis.

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003

job

Can't find one in this crappy town. And no one on this crappy college campus has enough money for me to steal. So i am FUCKED.

I wonder if i could just get a blow job. From someone other than my roommate.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003

stranger

The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

I gave myself the stranger many times in college.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003

crimmus

Ebonics for Christmas

It's Crimmus Beeatch!

by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003

crap for crap

Insult created by Strong Bad.

"You stupid crap for crap!"

by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003