lay on the horn

To honk one's car horn for longer than normal. Usually done when either the driver is fed up or someone on the road does something particularly stupid.

The asshole cut me off, so I laid on the horn.

by The Grammar Nazi June 30, 2002

vault

n. The place you put other people's secrets.

I'll tell you, but you've got to put it in the vault.

That's vaultular information, by the way. Mum's the word!

by The Grammar Nazi December 13, 2001

odorifice

The nose. Odor + orifice = odorifice!

Well, crap. It looks like I broke my odorifice.

by The Grammar Nazi September 25, 2003

poontease

n. The female equivalent of a cocktease; someone who comes on to a girl, but then doesn't follow through.

"It's been a month and you two *still* haven't had sex? She's a total poontease!"

by The Grammar Nazi September 29, 2002

piece

n. Short for "piece of shit".

ICQ for Mac is a piece.

by The Grammar Nazi December 09, 2001

present haunches

v. A command to raise one's rear in preparation for entry.

I love you so much, baby. Present haunches! GOOD girl!

by The Grammar Nazi December 04, 2001

j/k

abbr. Just kidding.

I'm gay. J/k!

by The Grammar Nazi October 21, 2001