The Grammar Nazi's definitions

graze

v. To eat someone else's food at their house. It is often implied that the person grazing doesn't really know what they'll find to eat.

Person 1: "Want to see a movie tonight?"
Person 2: "But I'm fungry!"
Person 1: "It's cool, you can come over and graze."

by The Grammar Nazi January 10, 2002

syncophant

n. A person who enthusiastically toes the party line. A combination of "synch" and "sycophant."

A million syncophants blindly repeating the GOP's talking points make me sick to my stomach.

by The Grammar Nazi May 16, 2005

lay on the horn

To honk one's car horn for longer than normal. Usually done when either the driver is fed up or someone on the road does something particularly stupid.

The asshole cut me off, so I laid on the horn.

by The Grammar Nazi June 29, 2002

sex

(n) Fun involving the exchange of bodily fluids.

"Nick has never had sex."

by The Grammar Nazi October 21, 2001

ish

n. Shit; a parent-approved version of the aforementioned cus word.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Studying and ish."

by The Grammar Nazi June 9, 2001

biff

v. To mess something up, specifically a physical activity.

I was coming down the mountain on my snowboard when I biffed.

by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

log watcher

n. One who obsessively watches their logs; one who enjoys the power of seeing what other people are doing at their sites.

The downfall of Rome might have been prevented by careful attention to logs!

by The Grammar Nazi January 13, 2002