The Grammar Nazi's definitions

fuckin' A

An emphatic agreement.

Thom Yorke is God.
Fuckin' A!

by The Grammar Nazi November 14, 2001

turntablism

Mixin' some good vinyls; behind the wheels of steel.

Let's go to the club and check out some phat turntablism!

by The Grammar Nazi August 18, 2002

spooge

1. n. Male ejaculate; cum
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.

she's going to spooge when she sees what a great job we've done on this assignment!

by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001

pillow talk

n. The conversation that happens after making out/sex. It's infinitely better than normal conversation because there's touching involved.

During pillow talk I asked him about his family.

by The Grammar Nazi June 11, 2002

jobjob

n. A real job, typically the first job one gets upon leaving school. The repetition is to distinguish it from a mere job, which most college students have had a number of by the time they graduate. This is no internship, co-op or part-time barista position: this is honest to God employment. (With a dental plan.)

I'm graduating in June and I've really begun looking for a jobjob in earnest.

by The Grammar Nazi April 30, 2004

get off

1. To orgasm.
2. To enjoy tremendously. (Typically ~ on.)

1. Excuse me, but I have to go get off.
2. louis really gets off on adding definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001

dark times

The hours after sunset and before dawn. Speficically, those hours when you're awake and don't want to be.

I've got to get up for my show at 4am this Saturday. Dark times!

by The Grammar Nazi November 20, 2001