The Grammar Nazi's definitions

stoked

Very, very excited.

I'm so stoked about my date Friday night!

by The Grammar Nazi October 20, 2001

turntablism

Mixin' some good vinyls; behind the wheels of steel.

Let's go to the club and check out some phat turntablism!

by The Grammar Nazi August 18, 2002

spooge

1. n. Male ejaculate; cum
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.

she's going to spooge when she sees what a great job we've done on this assignment!

by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001

jobjob

n. A real job, typically the first job one gets upon leaving school. The repetition is to distinguish it from a mere job, which most college students have had a number of by the time they graduate. This is no internship, co-op or part-time barista position: this is honest to God employment. (With a dental plan.)

I'm graduating in June and I've really begun looking for a jobjob in earnest.

by The Grammar Nazi April 30, 2004

fuckin' A

An emphatic agreement.

Thom Yorke is God.
Fuckin' A!

by The Grammar Nazi November 14, 2001

come like judgement day

To orgasm twice in one session.

Found originally in the book "House of Leaves".

It didn't take long before we were under the covers and coming like judgement day.

by The Grammar Nazi June 27, 2002

relationship porn

Entertainment which has very little substance other than talk about sex. Gratuitous nudity is also often a feature of said porn, however it is almost-always off-camera.

MTV's Undressed is relationship porn.

by The Grammar Nazi October 15, 2001