Smuxtinin

When you are very fucked up but trying to pass it off as just being a little fucked up.

"Are You drunk?"
I am a Smuxtinin drunk.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021

Now Look

A phenomena that makes anything funnier. If you are talking about a person or a thing and then say, "Now Look", without fail the thing or person will be even funnier than you once thought.

"The uncles are going off right now"
"Hahaha now look"

by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020

Dragon's Den

When you sneak up under water between your friend's legs and blow bubbles up into their nuts.

Will genuinely approves of getting a healthy dose of the Dragon's Den.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021

Owen Statement

A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.

An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020

Rownchy

An individual who is rowdy and raunchy.

The man in the sauna was quite rownchy.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 29, 2018

12-6 Curveball

When you fake with your hand that you are reaching for a titty twister, but instead reach down abruptly into the homie’s pants and grab their junk.

Did you see that wicked 12-6 curveball Jake just dealt to Brandon?

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021

Mc50’d

When you are so drunk you think an item at McDonald’s called the Mc50 exists.

Tyler ordered a Mc50 with Shack sauce, he is clearly Mc50’d.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin July 17, 2019