Urban Dictionary: Definitions by The Flying Filipino

Crip Walk

A semi-retarded skipping motion attempted by many. Also known as the black version of the electric slide. Stolen from the early dutch.

Phil: I just got done crip walking to some phat beats.
Pat: Ill.
Phil: Yeah.

An insult with the word "Fag" tucked neatly into the word "Bagle". Given to those who exceed the title of "Fag".

Phil: Dude, you're not just a fag you're a fagle.
Rob: Touche

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

When a male shoves his penis so far down a womans throat that the head causes a small bulge in the front of the womans throat.

Ben: Yah she cant talk cuz i gave her a nice Madam's Apple last night.
Jim: Nice.

When someone with the male reproductive organs feels the need to constantly display ones testicles.

Lanny: TESTICLE!!!!!
Ben: Aww shit, Lanny's balls are on the table again.
Lanny: Hehe.
Ben: Man, you got a wicked case of testiliculitis.

A delightful mix of "Shit" and "Dammit".

Ben: Shammit!!!
Caitlin: What?
Ben: I stubbed my toe.
Caitlin: Ooo, ouch.