The Flying Filipino's definitions

Shammit

A delightful mix of "Shit" and "Dammit".

Ben: Shammit!!!
Caitlin: What?
Ben: I stubbed my toe.
Caitlin: Ooo, ouch.

by The Flying Filipino October 31, 2005

Cockalocktia

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005

Fagle

An insult with the word "Fag" tucked neatly into the word "Bagle". Given to those who exceed the title of "Fag".

Phil: Dude, you're not just a fag you're a fagle.
Rob: Touche

by The Flying Filipino December 18, 2005

Crip Walk

A semi-retarded skipping motion attempted by many. Also known as the black version of the electric slide. Stolen from the early dutch.

Phil: I just got done crip walking to some phat beats.
Pat: Ill.
Phil: Yeah.

by The Flying Filipino April 10, 2006

Testiliculitis

When someone with the male reproductive organs feels the need to constantly display ones testicles.

Lanny: TESTICLE!!!!!
Ben: Aww shit, Lanny's balls are on the table again.
Lanny: Hehe.
Ben: Man, you got a wicked case of testiliculitis.

by The Flying Filipino October 31, 2005

Madam's apple

When a male shoves his penis so far down a womans throat that the head causes a small bulge in the front of the womans throat.

Ben: Yah she cant talk cuz i gave her a nice Madam's Apple last night.
Jim: Nice.

by The Flying Filipino November 13, 2005