The Fairy Sesh Mother's definitions

Toast Sweat

n, a noun used to describe the condensation left on the plate when you lift a slice of hot toast off the plate.

Daniel: "My plates covered in toast sweat."

Jo: "Don't worry about it, your toast will be finished in a minute."

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 28, 2021

Progressive Snail

When a person crawls out from under a bed they become a progressive snail.
Progressive snail

Benny crawled out from under the bed like a progressive snail

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 17, 2019

Cock sneeze

a, an adjective to describe a man who is a bit of a dick. The kinda guy who you want to slap good looking but it would take too much time. He is a cock sneeze.

Julie "John your such a cock sneeze!"

John "yeah Julie i know..."

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 15, 2022

Unstable Mable

n, Unstable Mable is the type of person who is a complete fucking psycho. An absolute fruit loop who is usually a manipulative liar & an attention seeker. They love nothing more than creating a bit of drama.

Damion wrecked the house cause he was an Unstable Mable.

Unstable Mable fell off the table.

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 13, 2022

Chug In The Jug

v, a verb used to describe the action of a man making a sperm donation to a sperm donor bank.

The action a man takes in the private room of a sperm donor bank to achieve the desired goal with visual aids to help.

Sean went to the sperm donor bank to donate. The nurse pointed him to the private room.

Nurse: "Sean go in that room to contribute your donation."

Sean: "So do I have a chug in the jug & hand it in yeah?"

Nurse: "Yes Sean that's correct."

by The Fairy Sesh Mother December 20, 2019

Pyjama Penis

n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.

A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.

Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis

Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"

Ruper: "ok babe"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 1, 2022

Fanny Mist

V, Fanny Mist is when a woman doesn't wash her vag for days on end & it's so bad down there she develpos fanny mist. Fanny mist can be toxic to breath in as fumes can lead to choking. To prevent fanny mist all a woman has to do is wash her vag.

Adam was about to start eating Jackie out when he was struck by her fanny mist & taken aback by the fumes he says "Jackie you have fanny mist i think you need a shower"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 1, 2019