The Fairy Sesh Mother's definitions

Twatburger

n, The type of idiot who likes to report other peoples posts on social media for attention of site admin cause they don't agree.

A twatburger reported the posts in the Metal Heads Forever group & site admin removed the post for breeching the site standards.

Sparky got a notification to say another post has been reported. Sparky saw the twatburger was depressed for attention.

Sparky: "Jojo look another twat burger in the group - i blocked his ass!"

Jojo: this group is getting bad for attention seeking snowflakes!"

Sparky: "yeah twatburgers are everywhere!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 26, 2020

Fuck Knuckle

n, a noun to describe the type of person who upon seeing you immediately want to fuck right in the face with your knuckle,

v, a Fuck Knuckle is a person who would benefit from having their face rearranged on a permanent basis using only a fist

Sean: "Jo do you see that Fuck Knuckle across the street?"

Jo: "Yeah go put his face in a new shape, He's a Fuck Knuckle!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 26, 2019

Unstable Mable

n, Unstable Mable is the type of person who is a complete fucking psycho. An absolute fruit loop who is usually a manipulative liar & an attention seeker. They love nothing more than creating a bit of drama.

Damion wrecked the house cause he was an Unstable Mable.

Unstable Mable fell off the table.

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 13, 2022

Fud Whacker

A guy who slaps a womans pussy during sex like he's slapping his last £10 on a football coupon in the bookies

Steven slapped Helenas pussy during sex - he was a fud whacker

by The Fairy Sesh Mother December 6, 2019

Buyception

The act of a woman who buys sperm from a male doner in a private sale for purposes of self conception This act is called buyceptipn

Stephanie wanted a baby but didn't want to go through the sperm donor clinic & she thought buyception was a better idea

by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 16, 2022

Toast Sweat

n, a noun used to describe the condensation left on the plate when you lift a slice of hot toast off the plate.

Daniel: "My plates covered in toast sweat."

Jo: "Don't worry about it, your toast will be finished in a minute."

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 28, 2021

Fanny Mist

V, Fanny Mist is when a woman doesn't wash her vag for days on end & it's so bad down there she develpos fanny mist. Fanny mist can be toxic to breath in as fumes can lead to choking. To prevent fanny mist all a woman has to do is wash her vag.

Adam was about to start eating Jackie out when he was struck by her fanny mist & taken aback by the fumes he says "Jackie you have fanny mist i think you need a shower"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 1, 2019