n, Bedwood is a noun used to describe the hard on a man randomly gets when he is lying in bed at 4am trying to get to sleep. Unable to sleep due to having bedwood, a man must seek a solution...
Craig lay in bed at 4am with bedwood;
Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!
Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!
Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!
Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!
by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 15, 2020