43 definitions by The Fairy Sesh Mother
d, The fluff that accumlates after having no sex for 3+ weeks.
v, a woman who has a dry spell can develop cunt fluff
v, a woman who has a dry spell can develop cunt fluff
Jack pulled in the bar but when they got into Lisa's bed, Jack saw she had cunt fluff.
Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
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Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"
Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
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Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019
n, Bedwood is a noun used to describe the hard on a man randomly gets when he is lying in bed at 4am trying to get to sleep. Unable to sleep due to having bedwood, a man must seek a solution...
Craig lay in bed at 4am with bedwood;
Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!
Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!
Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!
Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!
by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 15, 2020
a, an adjective to describe a man who is a bit of a dick. The kinda guy who you want to slap good looking but it would take too much time. He is a cock sneeze.
by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 16, 2022
by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 16, 2022
n, A noun used to describe the one & only Fairy Sesh Mother of Lochside. She's the one who scores the BEST drugs & shares them with friends all in the name of a good time. Always full of knowledge about her craft The Fairy Sesh Mother is one of a kind!
Damion "Shaun do you want to visit The Fairy Sesh Mother?
Shaun "Aye lets go, I've got a joint for sharing!"
Shaun "Aye lets go, I've got a joint for sharing!"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother September 10, 2021
V, Fanny Mist is when a woman doesn't wash her vag for days on end & it's so bad down there she develpos fanny mist. Fanny mist can be toxic to breath in as fumes can lead to choking. To prevent fanny mist all a woman has to do is wash her vag.
Adam was about to start eating Jackie out when he was struck by her fanny mist & taken aback by the fumes he says "Jackie you have fanny mist i think you need a shower"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 2, 2019
A crispy cock sneed is used to describe the crunchy sock used to wank in. The cum sock dries up & turns into a crispy cock sneeze
Graham was having a wank & threw the sock away, a few days later he went to wash the sock & said "fuck its a crispy cock sneeze sock
by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 14, 2023