The Dank Meme 's definitions

one day flu

A form of flu that only lasts for 24 hours. You may spend the day off school or work due to it.

He's had a one day flu.

He's been off school with a one day flu.

by The Dank Meme December 18, 2016

Fartcan

An exhaust found on a typically shitty car owned by chavs, such as a Corsa B or a 2004 A3. They make a horrendous sound and make the driver look like a complete idiot.

Jon: Listen to the sound of this bad boy, just stuck it on my new Corsa B
Dom: That's fucking class that g, everybody is gonna be well jealous init
Dave: That fartcan sounds shite

by The Dank Meme November 9, 2018

betabet

When a male is considered beta, it would be insulting to say alphabet, so instead they use the betabet to avoid insult the alpha males.

Dave: Did you just say alphabet, did you forget you're a beta male?
Michael: Sorry Dave, I'll say betabet from now onwards

by The Dank Meme February 20, 2019

nah g

A word commonly used by youths or roadmen in the United Kingdom. It translates to No Mate or Bro, 'g' typically means mate or bro, or whatever you'd call a close friend. It can be used in numerous situations and is typically used around a close friend.

Dave: Oi Cole g, you got any zoot on ya my g?

Cole: Nah g

by The Dank Meme July 10, 2018

clouted

To be clouted is to be hit or attacked quite heavily. It comes from the word clout, which also means to hit something hard. It can also mean you have a lot of money and respect, as clout has two meanings.

Tom: I just got bloody clouted by Jack
James: Looks like he's done some damage

by The Dank Meme September 7, 2018

Baller

Used to describe someone who's got a bit of cash, got the girls and has ascended. Mostly used as a joke. Also counts on roblox. When you reach baller level 69 you know you've got all the clout and the girls.

Dave: I've ascended, I have a girl and some cash, I'm a baller now mate.
Dean: What's your baller level on Roblox Dave?
Dave: 69 mate.

Dean: It's true, you really are a baller.

by The Dank Meme June 4, 2018

Film buff

Someone who is interested in films and has a large collection of physical and/or digital copies. They may enjoy lots of different types of films, however they may be exclusively interested in one particular genre. Film buffs spend lots of their free time watching films and have a good knowledge on lots of films.

Dave: All's I do is catch Alex watching films, does he ever do anything else?
Mike: Alex is a film buff. It's his primary hobby.

by The Dank Meme July 4, 2019