selfie-absorbed

A person whose instagram and other social media photo galleries are filled with selfies - even including the full body mirror reflection ones. The annoying self absorbed people who chronicalize every mundane detail of their lives by posting selfies.
See exhibit A: Kim Kardashian's instagram/twitter
#selfie-absorbed
by The Cason-Point December 14, 2013
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Putting my stiletto down

A woman's way of saying to her man: "I'm putting my foot down." Making deMANds - demands from the man
"He said tonight is a boy's night, AGAIN! ... but I am putting my stiletto down!"
by The Cason-Point February 27, 2010
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Wefie

A photo taken in the same fashion as a selfie, but with 2 or more people - making it a "WE-fie." A plural selfie, if you will.

Usually the friend with the longest arms is the designated wefie taker.
2 girls are trying to get a picture of themselves together to capture a good moment/scenery
Shana, holds camera up in front of them: "Let's just take a selfie together"

Brittney: "Technically that would be a wefie"

Shana: "Hashtag that one, dork."
by The Cason-Point December 14, 2013
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It pays the taxes

The replacement saying for "It pays the bills" in reference to writing off a job as merely a means of income, and in no way an enjoyable or lucrative way of making a living.
Due to the increase in taxes "It pays the taxes" takes the place of "It pays the bills" while it takes a second job or additional income to actually pay the bills.
"How's your new job going?"

"It's going ... it pays the taxes. I'm looking for a part-time job now to pay the bills"
by The Cason-Point April 13, 2010
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Buttie

Butt-buddy ... a buddy of the booty. A mate in which you mate with. Usually summoned by a booty call, a buttie is typically someone you have a sexual past with whom you recycle, or someone you are sexually but not emotionally attracted to.
"So are you and Brandon dating again?"

"Nah, we're just butties"
by The Cason-Point February 27, 2010
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HOmewrecker

HOmewrecker. Ho+home wrecker. Emphasis on the HO in home. A homewrecker defined by being a ho - a cheating catalyst and enemy to all females and families.
"Why am I looking at Tiger Wood's mistress #345 in a magazine? Since when are we glorifying HOmewreckers?
by The Cason-Point February 27, 2010
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Crotch Fight

The opposite of a cock fight in which two females fight - usually over a guy
Brittney and Amy have both been dating Jason

Oh shit ... crotch fight!
by The Cason-Point February 01, 2010
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