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Definitions by The Cason-Point

Kringling 

The new planking! The art of kringling is to sit across the lap or knee of a stranger as if they are Kris Kringle. A proper ‘kringle’ catches it’s target by surprise and is most effective when executed in unique scenarios.
Otis and Brittney got into the holiday spirit by Kringling people at the mall last weekend, he even Kringled the Kringle himself and she sat on a Panther's player's lap to Kringle him, but she may or may have not just been flirting. kiss951.radio.com/2011/12/01/holiday-planking-kringling-is-the-new-fad/
Kringling by The Cason-Point December 5, 2011

Party Ma-Sheen 

A hard core partier. Not just a party machine, but a ma-sheen: someone on the same level as Charlie Sheen. Someone with a tiger alcohol blood content who thinks they're a winner ... but is actually a loser.
He sniffed coke off a stripper's tit! I can't hang with him, he's a party ma-sheen.

It pays the taxes 

The replacement saying for "It pays the bills" in reference to writing off a job as merely a means of income, and in no way an enjoyable or lucrative way of making a living.
Due to the increase in taxes "It pays the taxes" takes the place of "It pays the bills" while it takes a second job or additional income to actually pay the bills.
"How's your new job going?"

"It's going ... it pays the taxes. I'm looking for a part-time job now to pay the bills"
Word of the Day on April 15, 2010
When you have romantic relations with someone in which you don't wish to really romance. A "just sex" romance, if you will. Taking a girl out to wine and dine her = romance. Taking a girl home after a night out = homance
"I'm in the club looking for homance, not romance. Here you don't have to buy dinner to get laid ... just drinks and a cab ride home maybe. Homantic relationships are more economical, and well ... this is a bad economy"
Homance by The Cason-Point March 21, 2010
Battery Operated Boyfriend
Brittney is perfectly content just dating her B.O.B
B.O.B by The Cason-Point March 1, 2010

bridesmaidzilla 

As opposed to a bridezilla, the bridesmaidzilla is a bridesmaid who is bitter about the amount of money she has to spend to be in the wedding party
"I just spent $400 on a bridesmaid dress and shoes, and I still have to pay for my travel, the bachelorette party, and a wedding present! I didn't sign up for this. Is she a bridezilla ... or am I a bridesmaidzilla?"
Men+Bimbo. A man bimbo.
"No I'm not going to date him ... the grammatical errors in his texts indicate he is a menbo"
Menbo by The Cason-Point February 27, 2010