Effeed

Truncated version of Future Endeavored, referring the loss of one's employment...not to be confused with effed, which is the truncated version of well, you know...

Julian was effeed by his employer after being late for work 11 consecutive days.

by The BS Express December 01, 2022

pandeminimum

The antonym of Pandemonium: refers to a person or event completely devoid of charisma.

Joe's podcast the other night was the epitome of Pandeminimum.

by The BS Express May 24, 2024

Mistachio

The inexplicable pistachio nuts that, upon opening, contain absolutely nothing.

Matt was dismayed when the last 5 nuts in the bag were mistachios.

by The BS Express March 17, 2022

tunefication

That moment of enlightenment when you see the actual lyrics of a song that you have wondered about for years.

Benny experienced a huge tunefication moment when he learned that the refrain for Paul McCartneys 'My Love' was 'wo wo wo wo', ending almost 5 decades of speculation.

by The BS Express November 17, 2022

selfienoia

A word describing someone's fear that if they don't publish a selfie every hour, the world might forget what they look like...may also describe the reaction of friends and the public at large to this person.

Miranda was at first amused by Lee's selfienoia, but eventually threatened to throw him down a flight of stairs if he didn't stop.

by The BS Express December 16, 2022

Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

by The BS Express January 07, 2022

Prostitoot

The act of oral sex, administered by a lady of the evening

Sherman was late on his car payment, as a result of an unbudgeted $75 expenditure for a prostitoot.

by The BS Express December 18, 2021