Definitions by The BS Express
shitframed
Entering a bathroom that was recently the site of a horrific anal exorcism, where the creator of said exorcism has already vacated the premises, and subsequently taking the blame as new users enter the crime scene...
Eddie was shitframed for Duke's China Buffet-induced major bowel evacuation, as Duke had already gone back to his desk, but to Eddie's misfortune, Philps followed him in...
shitframed by The BS Express September 26, 2022
Saturfuck
Phil woke up and started getting ready for the beach until Saturfuck set in, at which point he changed into his work clothes...
Saturfuck by The BS Express September 16, 2022
Mistachio
Mistachio by The BS Express March 17, 2022
Foodtility
That moment of despair when you take too big of a bite of a breakfast sandwich while driving, and are unable to catch the large piece of egg white that falls out of your mouth and lands on the floor...
Benny experienced the ultimate Foodtility as the best part of a Hungry Man Hero from Pete's Deli eluded his grasp (after it somehow escaped from his mouth) and fell to the floor of his car, Miss Adrian.
Foodtility by The BS Express March 3, 2022
Magna Cum Loudly
Ann Marie graduated at the top (actually at the bottom) of her class at the College of Concubines and received her Magna Cum Loudly degree.
Magna Cum Loudly by The BS Express February 7, 2022
Bonejour
Guillaume flirted with Yvette at work and wound up with a bonejour for his troubles. Cold compresses were required to mitigate his discomfort.
Bonejour by The BS Express January 31, 2022