The BS Express's definitions
Paul' high school football experience returning kickoffs enabled him to zig and zag through the Walmatose masses.
by The BS Express January 21, 2022
Get the walmatosemug. The immediate personality change effected when one realizes that someone has been watching them sing.
Liz, who had been cheerfully singing a Britney Spears medley in her car, was observed at a stop light, developing an immediate case of singanoia, which resulted in her covering her face as
well as slumping in her seat.
well as slumping in her seat.
by The BS Express November 28, 2022
Get the singanoiamug. Similar to acappella, except the voice quality is so appalling that nails on a chalkboard would seem melodic in comparison
Sunshine spent Thursday night at home practicing for her karaoke debut that weekend...the result was so accapalling that she shattered two mirrors and killed off several of her tropical fish.
by The BS Express November 21, 2022
Get the accapallingmug. That momentary pondering of choosing something healthy on the menu, before ordering the complete opposite.
Dominic considered ordering a cobb salad, but after brief menuflection ordered the quadruple bypass burger.
by The BS Express March 8, 2023
Get the Menuflectionmug. Agnes was feeling flabuloso after she somehow stuffed herself (with the aid of a plunger) into her Christmas dress.
by The BS Express December 5, 2022
Get the flabulosomug. An adjective used to describe a sudden and substantial increase the price of a particular good or service.
While deep sea fishing on The BS Express, Benny BFG bemoaned the eggsponential increase in the price of eggs and hookers to his good friend Paul, who nodded in agreement.
by The BS Express March 1, 2023
Get the eggsponentialmug. A word describing someone's fear that if they don't publish a selfie every hour, the world might forget what they look like...may also describe the reaction of friends and the public at large to this person.
Miranda was at first amused by Lee's selfienoia, but eventually threatened to throw him down a flight of stairs if he didn't stop.
by The BS Express December 16, 2022
Get the selfienoiamug.