28 definitions by The BS Express
That moment at a restaurant when you're absolutely starving, and your server approaches your table with a full tray, only to peel off and place said tray on the table next to you.
Harvey left Red Lobster in a huff, after several moments of fauxfillment while waiting for his fried fish platter.
by The BS Express December 11, 2021
Ann Marie graduated at the top (actually at the bottom) of her class at the College of Concubines and received her Magna Cum Loudly degree.
by The BS Express February 8, 2022
The immediate personality change effected when one realizes that someone has been watching them sing.
Liz, who had been cheerfully singing a Britney Spears medley in her car, was observed at a stop light, developing an immediate case of singanoia, which resulted in her covering her face as
well as slumping in her seat.
well as slumping in her seat.
by The BS Express November 28, 2022
Gustav spiked Milton's protein shake with X-Lax, causing a horrific blowout. He was lauded by his remaining friends for this superb shartruse.
by The BS Express January 11, 2022
Adam recently underwent a successful craniorectoscopy, freeing up his head, which was embedded in his ass for decades
by The BS Express January 28, 2022
Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.
by The BS Express January 7, 2022
Jack regarded his nutsack as sackrosanct and irresistable by the opposite sex. His grandiose plans were balled up by Mira, who bagged their date...
by The BS Express October 13, 2023