The BS Express's definitions

Mistachio

The inexplicable pistachio nuts that, upon opening, contain absolutely nothing.

Matt was dismayed when the last 5 nuts in the bag were mistachios.

by The BS Express March 17, 2022

pandeminimum

The antonym of Pandemonium: refers to a person or event completely devoid of charisma.

Joe's podcast the other night was the epitome of Pandeminimum.

by The BS Express May 24, 2024

Bonejour

What a French man has all day (in the groin area) after observing a hot French woman.

Guillaume flirted with Yvette at work and wound up with a bonejour for his troubles. Cold compresses were required to mitigate his discomfort.

by The BS Express January 31, 2022

Foodtility

That moment of despair when you take too big of a bite of a breakfast sandwich while driving, and are unable to catch the large piece of egg white that falls out of your mouth and lands on the floor...

Benny experienced the ultimate Foodtility as the best part of a Hungry Man Hero from Pete's Deli eluded his grasp (after it somehow escaped from his mouth) and fell to the floor of his car, Miss Adrian.

by The BS Express March 3, 2022

Menuflection

That momentary pondering of choosing something healthy on the menu, before ordering the complete opposite.

Dominic considered ordering a cobb salad, but after brief menuflection ordered the quadruple bypass burger.

by The BS Express March 8, 2023

flabuloso

The feeling of euphoria experienced when one fits 185 pounds of person into 125 pounds of outfit.

Agnes was feeling flabuloso after she somehow stuffed herself (with the aid of a plunger) into her Christmas dress.

by The BS Express December 5, 2022

Shartruse

Causing someone to shit themselves by use of chicanery.

Gustav spiked Milton's protein shake with X-Lax, causing a horrific blowout. He was lauded by his remaining friends for this superb shartruse.

by The BS Express January 11, 2022