Definitions by The Ant

parking inspector 

The most pathetic type of person existing on the planet.

I want to be a parking inspector when i grow up so I can be a shit bloke.

parking inspector by The Ant October 31, 2006

to cop it 

To be the victim of a bad twist of fate. Observers might say "copped it!" or "uuuuunlucky".

1) "Yuk, i copped it in the eye"

2) Luke copped it totally when Brenden covered his pillow in pubic hair.

3) Watch out, unless you want to cop it in the eye.

to cop it by The Ant October 20, 2006

cecil 

Any male who has a child somewhere in the world, but normally used to refer to one's own father. Sometimes shortened to 'Cess' or 'Cez'

"Me and me' cez are going to get on the red can and watch the footy tonight."

"Leave me alone or my cecil will bash you"

cecil by The Ant October 20, 2006

Beryl 

Any girl/woman who has a child, but normally referring to one's own mother.
Sometimes shortened to 'bez'

I'm too pissed to drive, better call my beryl.

Beryl by The Ant October 11, 2006

Red Can 

Emu Export, beer produced in heaven, sold in Australia, and drunk by bogans and legends.

"Come round and get on the red can"

Red Can by The Ant October 11, 2006