36 definitions by The Pope
The vagina is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the vagina becomes problematic and starts failing periodically (no pun intended) around once a month. This in turn leads to the corruption (often permanent) of the mental faculties of the host. Whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as "a bitch."
It is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the vagina will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. When asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, Evolution clearly stated that it has "no resources available at the moment." In addition, it was widely made known by Nature that the vagina was a design decision "not fully thought-out." As a result, humanity has suffered the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis.
It is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the vagina will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. When asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, Evolution clearly stated that it has "no resources available at the moment." In addition, it was widely made known by Nature that the vagina was a design decision "not fully thought-out." As a result, humanity has suffered the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis.
Jennifer is really furious today, and is acting completely incoherently; it must be her vagina again.
by The Pope April 5, 2005
A boy under the age of 16, who wears gold and platinum chains, tradiditonal, "gangsta" clothing, wears predominantly one color, such as red, blue, yellow. Has either been inducted into a gang at an early age or fancies himself to be in one.
by The Pope June 11, 2004
Haitian term for a white person. Usually used to describe colonial oppressors of the past, such as the French. Blanc is French for the color white. Two variations are "petit-blanc," which is a benign white person who means no harm, and "blanc-blanc," which means a colonialist, a slave-driver or other oppressor.
by The Pope June 9, 2004
A euphamism for masturbation.
by The Pope June 11, 2004
Interviewer: What do you do to the new guys, you know, the fresh meat.
Inmate: I make those bitches toss my salad.
Inmate: I make those bitches toss my salad.
by The Pope October 6, 2004
Old-fashioned term for drinking two different kinds of alchohol in one night. Whiskey and wine, beer and vodka, etc. Usually discouraged, as it causes increases the effect of the alchohol, and causes insane hangovers.
by The Pope June 9, 2004