jerkin' the gherkin
A euphamism for masturbation.
jerkin' the gherkin by the pope June 11, 2004
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jerkin' the gherkin
Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.
jerkin' the gherkin by Grandmaster D November 30, 2006
Jerkin' the gherkin
(Ted sees Ed's room is a complete shitstorm of messiness)
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"
Jerkin' the gherkin by KentuckyFriedDickin November 15, 2018
Jerkin' the Gherkin
Jerkin' the Gherkin by nihilistslacker January 2, 2017
jerkin the gherkin
A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.
"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".
jerkin the gherkin by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004
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jerkin'the gherkin by Mac Jacob July 6, 2008
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