I'm not poor and dumb enough to be a NASCAR driver, Kenny! I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth like you!
-- Eric Cartman
The stupid, singing, rubber bass that you mount to your double-wide's porch next to your family's favorite pastime, the bug-zapper.
Jeb Bush: George, did the tax-payers foot the bill for that Bill Blass you have on?
George Bush: It's really called a Big Mouth Billy Bass, Jeb, and Cheney gave it to me last year.
Jeb Bush: I'm talking about your suit, you damn moron!
George Bush: Oh. Sorry. Can we just watch the bug-zapper on the West Lawn.
A penis with cocaine sprinkled on it ala Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen discovered the joys of the sheenis by accidentally spilling his vial of cocaine on his crotch while forcing a prostitute to go down on him.
Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability.
BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".
Look at that Beached White Male over there. He went from driving a BMW to being one!
Illegally or unethically obstructing someone from achieving their goal either by physically or figuratively getting in their way.
Synonyms: cock blocking
, torpedoing, sniping
Mike Tomlin, coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, stood too far over on the sidelines and prevented a player from the Baltimore Ravens from making a touchdown that would've put the game away thereby creating the act of Tomlining
One of my co-workers tomlined me by bad mouthing me to my boss just when I was about about to get promoted.
Kanye West tried to tomlin Taylor Swift at the Grammys.
1) A pejorative for a human test subject.
2) A person being controlled or observed by another as in a psychology experiment involving rats.
3) Someone, of low IQ or awareness, having trouble with an easy task or decision.
Hippy: There is no more privacy, man! You being online just gives Big Data
everything they need to watch your every move!
Yuppy: You meant Big Brother
Hippy: No, man. Big Brother would just take what he wanted, Big Data makes you WANT to give them what they want through slick technology. You're a rat in a maze, man! Don't you see?!
Yuppy: You're crazy! I have GOT to post this discussion on Facebook
. Let me take your picture with my camera phone for all my friends to see! But first let me finish ordering my Viagra
An increasingly used phrase that one utters while paying half-attention to a conversation, agreeing, then realizing that they possibly agreed to or missed out on something important which they are otherwise unprepared to handle or agree to.
Tony: *playing Temple Run*
Danny: Tony, I've been hiding my feelings for you for so long because I wasn't sure you felt the same. I've been in the closet for so long that this is really difficult for me. So here it goes: I'm gay and I love you. Always have. And want to be be with you always. Please tell me you feel the same?
Tony: Yeah. Wait! What? * drops phone as realization sets in*