Tenacious Faulker's definitions
A colorful term used in place of "everywhere", "all around", "all over" or "a plethora"; i.e. a lot.
I went fishing yesterday and nailled bass left and right.
Last night there were hotties in the club left and right.
I was in a highway pile up and was hit left and right.
We had a picnic on the beach and the seagulls were swarming us left and right.
Last night there were hotties in the club left and right.
I was in a highway pile up and was hit left and right.
We had a picnic on the beach and the seagulls were swarming us left and right.
by Tenacious Faulker August 21, 2009
Get the left and rightmug. Basically your average white chick; not remarkabley attractive, not hideous either, and a bit on the thin side; as in the Nilla Wafer cookie. Used sometimes by black folks to describe a white chick or their girlfriends.
D'wayne's got hiself a cute lil' nilla waifer to buy him some shit!
Tina Fey and Paris Hilton are Morgan and Nicole Ritchie nilla waifers.
Tina Fey and Paris Hilton are Morgan and Nicole Ritchie nilla waifers.
by Tenacious Faulker May 1, 2009
Get the nilla waifermug. To scan over something or someone quickly; to measure without using any tools other than the naked eye; guessing; approximating. A term often used in sports scouting to see if a player or team passes muster without looking at any metrics.
We passed on that short receiver because he didn't pass the ball test.
I know that actress just walked in off the street, but but she passes my eyeball test. Get her signed and to the studio pronto!
I left a blind date before I even sat down. She didn't pass my eyeball test.
That presentation needs to be reformatted to read better. Its simply doesn't pass an eyeball test.
I know that actress just walked in off the street, but but she passes my eyeball test. Get her signed and to the studio pronto!
I left a blind date before I even sat down. She didn't pass my eyeball test.
That presentation needs to be reformatted to read better. Its simply doesn't pass an eyeball test.
by Tenacious Faulker March 5, 2014
Get the eyeball testmug. The sores one gets at the corners of the mouth from the sharp plastice edge wrapping when sucking the ice in of an Otter Pop.
Girl: Ugh! What's the matter with your mouth? Is that Herpes or something?
Guy: Uh...no?! It's Otter Pop sores! I swear!!
Guy: Uh...no?! It's Otter Pop sores! I swear!!
by Tenacious Faulker July 19, 2009
Get the Otter Pop soresmug. 1) The private hell one spends time in while looking for a wardrobe change or bathroom after a shart.
2) A tiny, backwood town in the middle of Pennsylvania with no notariety whatsoever except for it's amusingly unfortunate rootword in it's name -- shart.
2) A tiny, backwood town in the middle of Pennsylvania with no notariety whatsoever except for it's amusingly unfortunate rootword in it's name -- shart.
Caller 1: You left the party fast! Where are now?
Caller 2: Oh...no where. Just wastin' away again in my own Shartlesville.
Caller 2: Oh...no where. Just wastin' away again in my own Shartlesville.
by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009
Get the Shartlesvillemug. 1) Fighting on ice, e.g. professional hockey.
2) A hockey game that has an inordinate amount of fights either throughout the game or simultaneously as in a bench-clearing brawl.
2) A hockey game that has an inordinate amount of fights either throughout the game or simultaneously as in a bench-clearing brawl.
Fan 1: "Did you watch the Stanley Cup finals between the Penguins and the Redwings? Talbot fought Lindstrom, Fleury fought, Osgood fought Ericcson, Ericcson fought Talbot..."
Fan 2: "Oh, you mean the fight capades. Yeah, the Pens kicked their asses!"
Fan 2: "Oh, you mean the fight capades. Yeah, the Pens kicked their asses!"
by Tenacious Faulker June 23, 2009
Get the fight capadesmug. The stupid, singing, rubber bass that you mount to your double-wide's porch next to your family's favorite pastime, the bug-zapper.
Jeb Bush: George, did the tax-payers foot the bill for that Bill Blass you have on?
George Bush: It's really called a Big Mouth Billy Bass, Jeb, and Cheney gave it to me last year.
Jeb Bush: I'm talking about your suit, you damn moron!
George Bush: Oh. Sorry. Can we just watch the bug-zapper on the West Lawn.
George Bush: It's really called a Big Mouth Billy Bass, Jeb, and Cheney gave it to me last year.
Jeb Bush: I'm talking about your suit, you damn moron!
George Bush: Oh. Sorry. Can we just watch the bug-zapper on the West Lawn.
by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2009
Get the Billy Bassmug.