Telmea Story's definitions

since Jesus was a cowboy

Something that hasn't happened for a long time. Literally, before Jesus got a big promotion to supervision and quit working on the tools.

The Toronto Make Believes haven't won the Stanley Cup since Jesus was a cowboy.

by Telmea Story June 4, 2018

bullshitonian

The language of marketing and politics

The guy is a complete shill, speaks fluent bullshitonian

by Telmea Story April 19, 2014

snot rocket

see country kleenex

They spit on the ground when they see me and I send them a snot rocket right back.

by Telmea Story May 13, 2023

sucking the mop

Disappointed, let down, feeling cheated. Literally, left with a bad taste in the mouth.

I was looking forward to the party but I was left sucking the mop.

by Telmea Story June 3, 2018

Scatterling

wandering vagabond, homeless one.

I can't vote for any of the candidates, guess I'm a political scatterling.

by Telmea Story March 7, 2019

Toobin

Masturbating during a Zoom meeting

Chad rubbed out a toobin during the Zoom session

by Telmea Story October 20, 2020

Romancing the stone

When addicts try to justify their continued drug habit by emphasizing the highs but ignoring the destruction.

Janie got wasted, blew all the grocery money, pissed her pants and got thrown in custody but when she told me she was all roses, talk about romancing the stone.

by Telmea Story December 16, 2018