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Definitions by Telmea Story

snot rocket 

They spit on the ground when they see me and I send them a snot rocket right back.
snot rocket by Telmea Story May 13, 2023
Chad rubbed out a toobin during the Zoom session
Toobin by Telmea Story October 20, 2020

Scatterling 

I can't vote for any of the candidates, guess I'm a political scatterling.
Scatterling by Telmea Story March 7, 2019

Romancing the stone

When addicts try to justify their continued drug habit by emphasizing the highs but ignoring the destruction.
Janie got wasted, blew all the grocery money, pissed her pants and got thrown in custody but when she told me she was all roses, talk about romancing the stone.
Romancing the stone by Telmea Story December 16, 2018

since Jesus was a cowboy 

Something that hasn't happened for a long time. Literally, before Jesus got a big promotion to supervision and quit working on the tools.
The Toronto Make Believes haven't won the Stanley Cup since Jesus was a cowboy.

sucking the mop 

Disappointed, let down, feeling cheated. Literally, left with a bad taste in the mouth.
I was looking forward to the party but I was left sucking the mop.

bullshitonian 

The guy is a complete shill, speaks fluent bullshitonian
bullshitonian by Telmea Story April 19, 2014