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Twenty Stick-Boobs

Another way of writing the year "2013".
The "3" looks a bit like a pair of boobs as viewed from the top.

Works best when written, vs. when spoken.
07-21-13 {or "21 Jul 2013", or even "Jul. 21, Twenty Stick-Boobs" if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...
by Telephony July 23, 2012
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titty tisses

This phrase means the same as, "kitty kisses" in where a pet cat repeatedly licks your arm, hand, or face.
{Craig}: Hey Angie, check out this video I uploaded to YouTube that shows Nikki lavishing me with titty tisses!
{Angie}: Aww isn't that cute!?!
by Telephony October 3, 2014
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creamated

An unfortunate, but all too common misspelling of the word, "cremated" -- which is where they incinerate your dead body and convert it into a few pounds of ashes rather than burying your body in a cemetery.
Al was creamated when he became worm food; I guess you could say he became fish food instead.
by Telephony September 16, 2020
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taper powels

How some people accidentally mispronounce the phrase, "paper towels".
Jim, can you hand me a wad of taper powels please? I need to clean up some spilled Kool-Aid.
by Telephony January 16, 2015
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vaccum

A surprisingly common misspelling of the word, "vacuum".
{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åš#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some true douchenoozle vaccumed up light bulbs!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony January 10, 2021
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blown rubber

Look behind the bar! There's a fucking blown rubber back there!! Who the hell had sex there last night?!?
by Telephony June 14, 2016
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aural douche

What you're receiving when you use a bulb-type ear syringe filled with warm water to flush excess cerumen (earwax) out of your ear(s).
My ears are terribly plugged up. Time to have an aural douche!
by Telephony November 6, 2018
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