Look at that video! It shows this guy falling off a fence and landing on his gnards right on the top rail!! OUCH!!!
by Telephony November 12, 2015
Many people call a or a bath a bathroom even though it only contains a toliet and a lavatory -- but there's no shower or bathtub, hence you cannot bathe in it so why do they call it a BATHroom?!?
by Telephony August 10, 2014
A phrase used to indicate the fact that something or somebody reeks a little.
A bit stronger than pee you!!! but not ***NEARLY*** as strong as piss you!!!.
FYI micturition is another name for pee.
A bit stronger than pee you!!! but not ***NEARLY*** as strong as piss you!!!.
FYI micturition is another name for pee.
Micturition you! That cup of yogurt I just opened is a bit stinky. Must have gone off a few days ago.
by Telephony April 06, 2015
(n.) \flush'līt\ A flashlight (usually an LED flashlight) that's so pathetically dim for its size that you just want to viciously throw it at one of those wall-mounted porcelain uranators or into a toliet to watch it explode into hundreds of sharp little bits (the flashlight, not the pisscan or the shitbowl).
{Linda}: Hey Freddy, please go grab me the flashlight so I can see what's making that squeaky noise behind the toliet!!!
{Freddy}: Got it! {click...click...click...} Shit! This fucking thing is a true flushlight if ever there was one! What a PWPOSMF!! It's so fucking dim that you couldn't see the bottom of an empty wastepaperbasket on a sunny day!!!
{Freddy}: Got it! {click...click...click...} Shit! This fucking thing is a true flushlight if ever there was one! What a PWPOSMF!! It's so fucking dim that you couldn't see the bottom of an empty wastepaperbasket on a sunny day!!!
by Telephony November 06, 2012
{Erik}: Have you seen the video for Kat McSnatch's new song, "You Are a Cunt"? It's gone viral!
{Cathy}: Yea, I've seen it and even downloaded it to my Ipod!
{Erik}: Our 'rents are going to either ground us for eternity or die laughing if they ever hear it!
{Cathy}: Yea, I've seen it and even downloaded it to my Ipod!
{Erik}: Our 'rents are going to either ground us for eternity or die laughing if they ever hear it!
by Telephony August 22, 2014
The sound of a hi-hat (a pair of cymbals on a stand with a foot pedal that is used to open & close them; thus changing the sound that they make when struck with drumsticks) created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.
Most frequently heard in electronic music ("electronica" is the name of the actual musical genre).
No real hi-hats are damaged or destroyed when synthetic hi-hats are employed.
Most frequently heard in electronic music ("electronica" is the name of the actual musical genre).
No real hi-hats are damaged or destroyed when synthetic hi-hats are employed.
The song, "Move to the Beat" by the electronica group Monkey Zound has synthetic hi-hats in it! How kewl!
by Telephony November 14, 2015
When your face is horribly pitted like infomercial pitchman Jan Muller on his short-lived Beer Machine ads, you are said to have pitface.
This is usually the result of an extremely serious case of cystic acne in the teen years that was poorly-treated or even untreated.
This is usually the result of an extremely serious case of cystic acne in the teen years that was poorly-treated or even untreated.
by Telephony June 07, 2020