A male version of a douchebag: a despicable person but one who has not yet reached the status of dickhead or mofo.
by Telephony December 12, 2010
An alternate phrase that is simply another way of saying "litterbox".
Called the "plastic cat toliet" because litterboxes are generally made of plastic and they have but one function: a cat pisses & shits into it -- thus making it a toliet for cats.
Called the "plastic cat toliet" because litterboxes are generally made of plastic and they have but one function: a cat pisses & shits into it -- thus making it a toliet for cats.
by Telephony December 24, 2011
A timber bell is a fairly large (~1 foot dia.) bell in a tavern or bar that is readily accessible to customers. When the bell is rung, the customer who rang it buys a round for the house.
by Telephony May 19, 2021
by Telephony July 26, 2020
How one might type the word, "bunghole" when they're using an online BBS (forums or even fora if you want to be a dick about it) when the forum censors that word.
Yes, bunghole was a totally innocuous word (meaning, a hole in a keg or cask that allows liquids to be poured in or drawn out) until Beavis and Butt-Head totally changed the meaning -- thus casing some forums to censor that word.
Yes, bunghole was a totally innocuous word (meaning, a hole in a keg or cask that allows liquids to be poured in or drawn out) until Beavis and Butt-Head totally changed the meaning -- thus casing some forums to censor that word.
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµñg#Ø£€ to your fetµs ♪
♪ Some butt wagon pee'd on all my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµñg#Ø£€ to your fetµs ♪
♪ Some butt wagon pee'd on all my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony July 02, 2021
Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!
by Telephony September 25, 2010
What a dead body becomes after it is creamated; not all that unlike, "worm food" which is what a dead body becomes when it is buried in a graveyard.
It's called fish food because the ashes of dead people are frequently sprinkled into sizable bodies of water such as lakes, harbours, channels, sounds, bays, oceans, etc.
It's called fish food because the ashes of dead people are frequently sprinkled into sizable bodies of water such as lakes, harbours, channels, sounds, bays, oceans, etc.
{Aaron): Hey Jimbo, didjya hear that Bernie in Juneau got hosed down last weekend?
{Jimbo}: Yeah, he became fish food a couple of days ago; I think that the video of Bernie's parents sprinkling his ashes in Gastineau Channel is on YouTube by now -- if they have YouTube in Alaska anyway.
{Jimbo}: Yeah, he became fish food a couple of days ago; I think that the video of Bernie's parents sprinkling his ashes in Gastineau Channel is on YouTube by now -- if they have YouTube in Alaska anyway.
by Telephony December 13, 2012