leave a stinky

To leave a shit that is unexpectedly stinky and intentionally failing to flush the loo afterward; the unflushed poo really fucking reeks and makes the bathroom stink to high heaven.

Johnny retaliated for his mother asking him to clean his room by going into the bathroom to leave a stinky.

by Telephony February 15, 2019

peecat

A cat that smells like pee because another cat pissed on the peecat while it was sleeping.

Fade is a peecat. I gently stroked his back and part of his tail and my hand smelled like cat piss.

by Telephony July 17, 2016

horse pig

Vulgar slang term for a mounted police officer (a, "mountie" as a Canadian citizen would call them).

{Husoos}: Hey Hozay! Better stash that dope quickly! There's a horse pig coming this way!
{Hozay}: Thanks for the warning Husoos!!! Dope stashed!!!

by Telephony November 28, 2012

pothead

This word is definitely ***NOT*** pronounced \poa THEED'\ -- a person who's only real goal is to spark up another bowl; basically ignoring all else unlike a regular, garden-variety stoner.

{Chris}: Hey Joe, you know why Danny didn't show up for work this morning, donchya?

{Joe}: Yeah I do actually. Danny is a real pothead, and probably pissed away his last $20 on a dime bag for Christ sakes!!!

by Telephony April 22, 2012

just to be sure it's Westinghouse

Means the same as the phrase, "just to be sure"; the "it's Westinghouse" part originated from television commercials for Westinghouse Electric in the 1950s, who's catchphrase was, "You can be sure, if it's Westinghouse".

{Craig}: Hey Paul, did you remember to charge your wheelchair today?
{Paul}: I think so but let me check just to be sure it's Westinghouse.

by Telephony July 28, 2014

Feminator

A plastic, lidded plastic urinal jug specifically designed for women.

{Jackie}: Hey Doral, can you please pass me the Feminator under your car seat, I really have to go!
{Doral}: Sure Jackie, but it kinda reeks because somebody forgot to douche off the asinine thing from our last road trip.
{Jackie}: That's alright -- just pass me the fucking thing before I piss my panties!

by Telephony June 24, 2014

thunderation!

A variant on “What in tarnation?” which itself was a lightening-up of the word “damnation,” “thunderation” was popular in the United States back in the 1830’s and 40’s. It’s time for it to come back.

Thunderation! Who the hell tried to flush a roll of Scottowels down the loo again?!?

by Telephony May 28, 2018