Ted's definitions

BENZ Wagon

A Mercedes Benz station wagon.

Man, yo momma got the tight ass BENZ Wagon

by Ted May 3, 2004

Clone

someone who acts like everyone else. Having no personality

Examples: Boy bands, jay vinson, most people in business.

by ted December 10, 2003

ninjafag

1. Peter Griffin 2. Trekkie 3. Cock Monger 4. Cunt Monkey

Peter Griffin, a Trekkie who savors the taste of cock, never knows when to shit the fuck up. What a ninjafag!

by ted April 20, 2003

ba-donka-donk

ba-donka-donk: the junk in the trunk of a female

toni has da ba-donka-donk

by Ted October 6, 2004

Beast

The term is usually used to greet Mark Alan Young, he was born August 20th 1988, see him and bitchslap the cunt

Yo beast, wha' sup!!!

by Ted December 7, 2004

grow a tail

To simulate a kangaroo, or other large marsupial, by bending over and releasing a long blind baby seal from your cake hole.

(At the end of a large dinner).
"Where are you going with that magazine, Edward?"
"I'm off to meditate and grow a tail"

by Ted May 7, 2003

slurking

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.

Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.

by Ted April 21, 2003