Mumph

Used to express reluctance or disinterest in carryinng out an activity that is undesired.

Honey, could you please take out the trash?

Mumph.

by Ted December 02, 2003

sic wit it

your the best at everything, and will own all....its now a paintball term......my man nate, and my man dill know what i mean.

(nate) bro, look at that!
( dill)holy ****!!!!
(ted) that was sic wit it!!!!

by ted March 31, 2004

sauced

sauced: to be so drunk all you can think about is how drunk you are

i was supremely sauced at the party

by Ted October 06, 2004

the chief

whatever. any person who is chiefy-ish enough to actually create this definition is certainly the ultimate chief

yup. now what?

by ted June 22, 2003

gitta

A word meaning shit
Originated from Stokesley school, aka "Mutta" and "shitta"

this fucking sluts blow jobs are fucking gitta

i just stepped in sum gitta

mr borwell is gitta

that stinkin rag head smells worse than my gitta

smelly paki.. stinks of gitta

by ted February 26, 2005

Slip

to inflict shame or grief upon one's self by accident.

Bambi tried to dis' Amit, but he slipped himself.

by Ted March 12, 2003

Martha Stewart

1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.

2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.

1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.

2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.

by Ted June 16, 2003