Ted's definitions

cumiahrrea

the milky doo doo substance that c omes out of the anus after someone one cums in said anus,also known as fagiahrrea.

i came in her trash hole and she had cumiahrrea all night.

by ted July 6, 2004

shitstain

An individual with the equivalent intelligence of a pinhead or waterbird.

That shitstain stood in the parking spot trying to reserve it for a friend.

by Ted January 24, 2003

malicious

when some thing is so wickedly awsome you can't help to cry because of its super hilarious content. most of the time the content is rude or disgracful to someone else.

Dude that email to kim was so malicious she shot herself.

by ted May 13, 2005

Bingo

The Callout word when you See A Woman Bending Over

man i was walkin through the shoe store and in the process of headin to the restroom,i got a nice Bingo from this Milf in the athletic section!

by Ted April 6, 2005

dinner plates

spinners on a ryde that take up the entire rim space unable to see the actual rim behind spinner spinners

you mayng,check dem dinner plates on that 84 cut,dem thangz match the color of da car!

by Ted April 2, 2005

golden arches

Mc Donalds

I am hungry lets go down the Golden Arches

by Ted January 8, 2004

hozel

A hoe that likes dick usually from Lil Scrappy

Take Yo Hozel ass somewhere

by Ted February 4, 2005