36 definitions by Tagz

bedgasm

A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.

It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.

by Tagz June 27, 2007

LinkedIn

MySpace for people who actually have jobs.

I found Greg on LinkedIn and he hooked me up with a great headhunter.

by Tagz April 2, 2008

said no one ever

Declarative phrase appearing at the end of a statement which effectively negates the meaning of the previously stated text. Essentially, the presence of this statement instructs the reader that what has been stated up to this point is a fallacy in that no one would make that statement under any circumstances, at any time (in the past, present or future) in any corner of the known universe.

I am so tired of bacon that I hope I never have to eat it again. Said no one ever.

by Tagz May 1, 2013

P.E.T.B.O.

Acronym used to describe a moderately attractive woman. As such she is "Pretty Enough to Bang Once".

Yeah I had her last night, but that's it . . . she's just a P.E.T.B.O.

by Tagz May 5, 2007

precop

abbr. (pre-copulation agreement) A mutually binding agreement (usually verbal) by and between consenting adults prior to engaging in casual sex. The agreement stipulates that all involved parties are excused from emotional attachment, post coital contact, and any promise of future sex. Any and all disputes arising from said contract should be submitted and negotiated through binding arbitration. This agreement must involve a minimum of two individuals, with the maximum number to be determined in practical application.

Q: So, you stud, are you going to call Tina today?
A: No, I believe that would be a violation of our precop.

by Tagz February 23, 2008

Gi-fucking-normous

adj. Almost un-fathomable in scope and size. Normally reserved for an object or objects that are large enough so as to be described as planetary in size. Larger than gi-normous by a factor of ten.

I hadn't seen her in 15 years. Her face looks good, but her ass is just gi-fucking-normous!

by Tagz May 17, 2007

Doucheblog

n. Blog that has suffered a major change in tone and content following the relationship problems of the author. In essence, a blog which was once insightful, well informed, and topical has spiraled down to one long, bitter, misogynistic rant.

I've been reading Dave's blog for years, but ever since his girlfriend dumped him it's just become a total doucheblog.

by Tagz April 18, 2010