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n. Indecisive state of being upon waking in the middle of the night. Your body is too exhausted to get up, and your bladder is too full to get back to sleep.
We started drinking so early I fell asleep at 8 o'clock. When I woke up at 4:30, everyone was gone, and I was in Peegatory.
by Tagz January 27, 2010
Get the Peegatory mug.n. The immediate and ridiculously enormous boner that magically appears when it becomes obvious that you are about to engage in sex in a place or with a person (or both) that you shouldn't.
My roommates girlfriend just whispered in my ear that she wants to fuck me now, in the laundry room, while the party is going on. You can't imagine the Danger Wood I got when she said that!
by Tagz November 8, 2011
Get the Danger Wood mug.n. Blog that has suffered a major change in tone and content following the relationship problems of the author. In essence, a blog which was once insightful, well informed, and topical has spiraled down to one long, bitter, misogynistic rant.
I've been reading Dave's blog for years, but ever since his girlfriend dumped him it's just become a total doucheblog.
by Tagz April 18, 2010
Get the Doucheblog mug.When a man begins losing his hair - and shaves his head completely, thinking no one will figure out that he's really doing it because he's bald. Similar to a Comb Over in that it's a feeble attempt to conceal a known condition.
Did you see Jared, he shaved his head! He said he wanted to do something different, but we know it's really a dome over.
by tagz February 23, 2008
Get the Dome Over mug.Declarative phrase appearing at the end of a statement which effectively negates the meaning of the previously stated text. Essentially, the presence of this statement instructs the reader that what has been stated up to this point is a fallacy in that no one would make that statement under any circumstances, at any time (in the past, present or future) in any corner of the known universe.
by tagz May 1, 2013
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by Tagz December 30, 2008
Get the Cargo Pants mug.adj. State of cleanliness attained by a dish or glass after it has been pre-washed. The item is practically clean, with just enough dirt left behind to justify it's placement in the dishwasher.
Listen, don't put these dishes away, they're only Neoclean. I'll be right back to load them in the dishwasher.
by Tagz August 5, 2010
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