Gilligan's Island

n. A location that, although existing within the continental United States is sufficiently remote as to have no available Cell Phone or Internet service whatsoever.
Don't bother emailing me the changes tomorrow. We'll be camping in the Adirondacks so I'll be on "Gilligan's Island" until Sunday afternoon.
by tagz July 11, 2010
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Off Your Meds

adj.
1. Crazy. Exhibiting bizarre behavior.
2. Making merit-less arguments or defending ridiculous positions.
* Note: center pronoun is easily substituted.
R: When Stephanie & I get married, we've decided that our relationship will be based on equality of influence and mutual respect.
S: . . . are you off your meds?! Your opinion will mean nothing, you will be utterly powerless. Get used to it.
by tagz September 08, 2008
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Neoclean

adj. State of cleanliness attained by a dish or glass after it has been pre-washed. The item is practically clean, with just enough dirt left behind to justify it's placement in the dishwasher.
Listen, don't put these dishes away, they're only Neoclean. I'll be right back to load them in the dishwasher.
by Tagz August 05, 2010
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EZPass Hot

adj. Descriptive term for a woman so attractive that you would have no hesitation whatsoever crossing a bridge and paying a toll to go see her.
I met her last night at a party and I'm going to her house tomorrow. I hate going to Long Island, but this chick is EZPass hot.
by Tagz October 30, 2011
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Mandaids

Small pieces of duct tape or masking tape used to control bleeding in the absence of sterile bandages.
Keith spent hours putting down a new floor, stopping only briefly to apply mandaids after he injured himself.
by Tagz September 06, 2010
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Karmic Relief

Gesture of atonement. Actions taken to compensate for the accumulation of "bad" Karma.
Having spent years clawing his way to the top thinking nothing of his co-workers and their needs, Frank felt he was in need of some Karmic Relief.
by Tagz November 05, 2008
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Cargo Pants

n. Pants with over-sized pockets designed specifically for sneaking inexpensive snacks into a movie theater or similar venue.
Hey, we're going to the movies tonight. Meet me at the Dollar Store and wear your Cargo Pants.
by Tagz December 30, 2008
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