Tagz's definitions

Neoclean

adj. State of cleanliness attained by a dish or glass after it has been pre-washed. The item is practically clean, with just enough dirt left behind to justify it's placement in the dishwasher.

Listen, don't put these dishes away, they're only Neoclean. I'll be right back to load them in the dishwasher.

by Tagz August 5, 2010

Faceworm

Someone who feels the need to comment on everyone's Facebook status, isn't funny and contributes nothing.

Daniel made another idiotic comment on my status. The guy never shuts up, he's a total Faceworm.

by tagz September 22, 2013

Mandaids

Small pieces of duct tape or masking tape used to control bleeding in the absence of sterile bandages.

Keith spent hours putting down a new floor, stopping only briefly to apply mandaids after he injured himself.

by Tagz September 5, 2010

Technicalidocious

adj. Descriptive term for a book, article or spoken phrase that, while brilliant, is so ridiculously technical as to appear non-nonsensical to the general populace.

Norman totally lost me when he was describing how to fix the server. Smart guy, but he tends to get
a bit technicalidocious.

by Tagz March 24, 2010

EZPass Hot

adj. Descriptive term for a woman so attractive that you would have no hesitation whatsoever crossing a bridge and paying a toll to go see her.

I met her last night at a party and I'm going to her house tomorrow. I hate going to Long Island, but this chick is EZPass hot.

by Tagz October 30, 2011

Artificial Stupidity

n. Special circuitry wired into computers and other electronic equipment allowing it to alter it's programming in such a way that simple tasks which were performed flawlessly only moments ago are now beyond functional capability.

My PC no longer wants to recognize my data. I'm doing the same things I've always done, but now I've lost 6 months of work to artificial stupidity.

by Tagz June 21, 2011

precop

abbr. (pre-copulation agreement) A mutually binding agreement (usually verbal) by and between consenting adults prior to engaging in casual sex. The agreement stipulates that all involved parties are excused from emotional attachment, post coital contact, and any promise of future sex. Any and all disputes arising from said contract should be submitted and negotiated through binding arbitration. This agreement must involve a minimum of two individuals, with the maximum number to be determined in practical application.

Q: So, you stud, are you going to call Tina today?
A: No, I believe that would be a violation of our precop.

by tagz February 23, 2008