Taeko Hentie's definitions

Premarital Masturbation

Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.

Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

LawlBurger

Asking for directions on how to perform anal to two guys at once with only using one cock.

I want a lawlburger, super size plz!

Come around to the front window, that will be two pounds of meat in a one pound bag. ty.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Rankstankin'

Junk in the trunk after a week with no soap

Oh Snap! That GURL is Rankstankin' up the whole living room. I should have kicked her out before she ate those wings, now she's gonna sleep all over my fresh, redolent bedding.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

LollerSk8

Rollerskates that make you laugh.

Hey, enjoying those Lollersk8?
I can't skate!

SURE YOU CAN!

AAAAAAAHHH!!!
Does he have insurance?
I think we better go!

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

redolent

Full of a specified or pleasant fragrance

My mom's pussy was so redolent last night! She says when my sisters grow up, that their pussies will also be redolent! :D

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Loving

1. Caring about someone
2. Getting down down by the fire
3. Digging for oysters
4. Chewing Mints
5. Intentionally giving someone else's computer a virus
6. Telling your english teacher she's just going through her period when she gets mad at you.

1. I hope your parents are loving.
Naa, they just wanna kick my ass.
2. Let's get to the loving!
3. I'm british and I Love Loving XD
4. I'm just loving down at the Quickie Mart.
5. I'm just showing how loving I am to my family.
6. I can't believe someone as loving as me is getting suspended.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Cooties

The reason why Molestation is Illegal

Gee! If there was no such thing as cooties, I'd fuck my neice every day!

by Taeko Hentie April 26, 2006