Definitions by TV CAR
Mr. Beans
A nickname for someone who has alot of gas, and is always farting and stinkin up the joint. A common problem for those who like to frequent White Castles and eat sliders. This is also the name of some stupid actor from england, who is some tall queer who does these retarted comedy sketches that are as far from funny as pluto is from the sun.
Summitized
Here is a term born from the wonderful people at summit racing. The people who love summit and think it is all that, and all good things for cars and trucks come from summit. Here is an example of how a "Tool's" brain works: dude I just went to summit and bought a cool air intake,splitfire plugs,accel coil,a k&n filter,hypertech chip,low temp stat,and headers w/daul exhaust for my 94 K1500. Now my piece of shit truck w/200k+ miles will go form 225hp to like 300+ hp, so in order to keep all that power under control I'm gonna need rancho shocks,rear sway bar,energy suspension bushings and some mickey thompson tires. This practice is also very common with small rice burning cars, like honda civics. These cars though need lots of colorful wire loom,painted dash parts,skull head shift knobs,and wings to make them faster.
Rich: I'm gonna drive to ohio to summit to get some parts for my truck, because no ordinary parts will do for my old K1500. Like some rancho"s, just thinkin of that summit store gives me wood!
Tool: True dat,I know the feel'in. I was just there gettin some stuff for my 89 civic!
Scott: So you two assholes esp. rich, just summitized your junk rides. Its like trying to polish a terd, or better yet flushing money down the toilet!
Tool: True dat,I know the feel'in. I was just there gettin some stuff for my 89 civic!
Scott: So you two assholes esp. rich, just summitized your junk rides. Its like trying to polish a terd, or better yet flushing money down the toilet!
Summitized by TV CAR March 17, 2010
Roller Coaster Baby
When a person who seems to be or acts like he's a bad ass, turns out to be a scared little cry baby girl when it's time to step up to the plate and ride a roller coaster. The said person will come up with all kinds of bullshit reasons why they can't ride, like health,back problems, or they have a headache or some other crock of shit. When the real reason is they are just great big scared babies, who are afraid of roller coasters.
I went to Kennywood and some roller coaster baby was bitching his back hurt, when it was time to ride the Phantoms Revenge.
Roller Coaster Baby by TV CAR March 17, 2010
Sunbathing Butter
This term is used to describe someone who is very soft. You would use the term to describe an athlete who milks an injury that most people would just shrug off. Take for example a hockey player who lays on the ice like he just got hit by a freight train,when he only got a good check.
Hockey player 1: Why is mike laying out on the ice? He hardly got hit.
Hockey player 2: He's sunbathing butter!
Hockey player 2: He's sunbathing butter!
Sunbathing Butter by TV CAR March 8, 2010
Time to play the game
This is when nothing else matters only the game at hand. One must block out everything else and focus on the game. A true athlete can do this to elevate his play,and crush his weaker opponent. This idea was also what born the song by motorhead "Time to play the game".
Time to play the game by TV CAR March 6, 2010
Suck a dick
When your girl is being a pain in the ass you should tell her to do this. This is also a way for a girl to get something she wants. This method of swaying a mans judgement is almost 100% fool proof. The term may also be used to tell someone "No" instead of the always popular "Fuck you".
Girl 1: I asked scott to take me on a vacation and he said no.
Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?
Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.
girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.
example 2
guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?
guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!
Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?
Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.
girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.
example 2
guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?
guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!
Suck a dick by TV CAR March 6, 2010
Hockey dad
One bad mother fucker, literally. Not one to be taken lightly, and by no means don't fuck with one. To fuck with a hockey dad would more then often mean bein on the wrong end of an ass whoopin.
That hockey dad just put a beat down on that beseball dad, because he said baseball was better than hockey. Poor fool opened a can of whoop ass on himself, with such dumb comment.
Hockey dad by TV CAR March 5, 2010