People on Urban Dictionary who are constantly submitting first and full names as new definitions, just to be rejected because 99% of these are fuckin stupid unfunny inside jokes that will never grace the holy sanctuaty we call the Urban Dictionary. Yet these simple minded folk just keep on keepin on submitting, cause their name submittin junkies.
Tool : I just tried to add my girls name to the Urban Dictionary as the hottest chick ever, but for the 27th time they slammed the door in my face. I don't get it ?
Tool's wise friend : You my friend are a nameaholic, and your stupid defs just don't fly.
Tool's wise friend : You my friend are a nameaholic, and your stupid defs just don't fly.
by TV CAR March 27, 2010
When an unsuspecting animal dog,cat,deer or other, runs out into a street or highway. The said animal running with tunnel vision of only the other side of the road, gets hammered by the car/truck never seeing it coming. The animal usually get killed or severly injured to the point it wishes it was dead. Damage usually is done to the car/truck and there is always a large bang/yelping noise,with much blood and gore.
dude 1 : Did you see that dog that running around?
dude 2 : Yeah, that mother fucker just ran out into the street and got freight trained by an explorer. It was EPIC!
dude 2 : Yeah, that mother fucker just ran out into the street and got freight trained by an explorer. It was EPIC!
by TV CAR September 30, 2010
A person who is addicted to face book, much like a alcoholic is addicted to the bottle. These poeple post every stupid aspect of boring life on facebook as though it is some earth shattering news. They belive in thier simple minds that people actually care about what they have to say, and can't wait for more of their mindless dribble. When in fact all poeple will usually do is just hide these mother fuckers, to get them off their screens.
Tony : Mike your boy Eric is a faceaholic.
Mike : I know he's on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.
Mike : I know he's on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.
by TV CAR March 19, 2010
A person who will not shut the fuck up,and is just blabbering out mindless dribble. This person just talks about nothing or weaves yarns that just go on endlessly, it's like they have to hear themselves talk. These people may often be refered to as longwinded assholes.
dude 1: That speaker really went on and on at the meeting tonite.
dude 2: Sure did, he was a real rachet jaw.
dude 2: Sure did, he was a real rachet jaw.
by TV CAR April 10, 2010
Common sports expression to describe a team/person that falls on it's face under pressure. These teams or people collapse like a house of card when the turkey is on the table, because they are weak and have no spines.
by TV CAR March 20, 2010
This is when plans are made to do something or a way of doing things has been established, but then some know it all assfuck has to chime in with his/her bright idea. The consequences and repercussions of said assfuck throwing a monkey wrench into the clockworks is what ruins everything that has been running smoothly otherwise. This then causes confusion much like if a applecart would spill out and apples would roll all over the place in a crowded market.
Tony : Why is skippy trying to change the trip plans at the last minute, they were set in stone months ago?
Mike : I don't know that mother fucker is just trying to upset the applecart.
Mike : I don't know that mother fucker is just trying to upset the applecart.
by TV CAR March 26, 2010
One bad mother fucker, literally. Not one to be taken lightly, and by no means don't fuck with one. To fuck with a hockey dad would more then often mean bein on the wrong end of an ass whoopin.
That hockey dad just put a beat down on that beseball dad, because he said baseball was better than hockey. Poor fool opened a can of whoop ass on himself, with such dumb comment.
by TV CAR March 05, 2010