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by Tom March 21, 2005
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I have lived in Baltimore all of my life. There is absolutely nothing good about this city. 50% of its residents are below the poverty line. These same people are uneducated to the extreme and proud of it. It is these people who claim to be "da best".
In fact there is no way that this city can compete with other functioning cities. There is no way that this city is going to survive the rise of Europe and the rise of Asia.
This is a dangerous city. If you walk from one end of this city to the other, you are guaranteed to get robbed, beaten, or killed. That is not a joke.
There are about 300 murders a year. The city will not get over its racial divisions. Unemployment is high. Drug addiction is a severe problem. The high African American population and the white response to them, sad to say, is one of the major causes of the city's decline.
In fact there is no way that this city can compete with other functioning cities. There is no way that this city is going to survive the rise of Europe and the rise of Asia.
This is a dangerous city. If you walk from one end of this city to the other, you are guaranteed to get robbed, beaten, or killed. That is not a joke.
There are about 300 murders a year. The city will not get over its racial divisions. Unemployment is high. Drug addiction is a severe problem. The high African American population and the white response to them, sad to say, is one of the major causes of the city's decline.
by TOM May 13, 2005
Get the Baltimore mug.The not-so-rude-word of something lick, ball, bugger, shit or something bad to say when you stand in gum.
by Tom April 19, 2004
Get the poofishoddballs mug.1. A half smoked cigarette usually found on sidewalks and various other places.
2. A person who smokes dockers.
2. A person who smokes dockers.
by Tom September 30, 2003
Get the Docker mug.Tae - To strike with the foot
Kwon - To destroy with the fist
Do - The art / way of...
The Korean art of kicking and punching - which would kick your arse.
Kwon - To destroy with the fist
Do - The art / way of...
The Korean art of kicking and punching - which would kick your arse.
by Tom August 2, 2003
Get the Tae kwon do mug.The worship of the Moomin Clan. Derives from the cowish word for crazy-fuckers. Moominists often walk around in heards of around 8 and half chanting the words of their great leader Moomin-Papa. The strange cow like figure once said famously: "Today, I would like to show you the drawing room... which normally i would love to do. Only... you see... I've just been on a heroin fuelled BENDER. Consequently, my bowls are in a weakened state. OHHH GOOD LORD"
(see google "ohh good lord")
Moominists eat dog meat.
Note: This is in no way related to Drugs or condones the use of, or fuelled by any drug intake. Apart from heroin oh which it is directly related to and we encourage the use of. It is also fuelled by heroin and all procedes go towards heroinism
(see google "ohh good lord")
Moominists eat dog meat.
Note: This is in no way related to Drugs or condones the use of, or fuelled by any drug intake. Apart from heroin oh which it is directly related to and we encourage the use of. It is also fuelled by heroin and all procedes go towards heroinism
Holy shit... that Moominist can sure take his urine.
You know that bird last night? We got some good bloomin-moomin shit mo fokka.
You know that bird last night? We got some good bloomin-moomin shit mo fokka.
by Tom March 2, 2005
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