TOm's definitions

Morlied

a. To be screwed without any chance of redemption. b. To be hit in the face and have salt poured on you.

After finding out his bank account number was stolen, he realized he was morlied.

by Tom November 19, 2003

homish

to be gay or homosexual, or something is gay.

That's mighty homish

by Tom June 14, 2004

Dirty Chalkboard

While having anal sex, the man removes his penis and draggs it accross a white wall.

What's that brown line on the wall from? It's from the Dirty Chalkboard I did last night.

by Tom July 1, 2006

gred

wanna be drop out, hes thinks hes cool but hes not! basically dumb as shit

" you are gary " " very stupid "
" unknowing "

by tom May 13, 2005

shithouse

One who is blatantly talking a load of bullshit.

Shut up, you fucking shithouse

by Tom February 21, 2005

Like hello sister!

A phrase of exclamation used by dizzy teenage girls, fruity teenage boys or americans.

Like hello sister! That is like so uncool!

by Tom May 2, 2003

titty fuck

having a penis between two breasts and the thrusting the penis untill it jacks off

My bitch just gave me a titty fuck

by ToM January 15, 2003