magic lantern

a trojan hores made by the fbi that logs the key strokes of a infected computer

dont open your porn spam you might catch it

by tom November 02, 2003

Clitoral Discharge

The event where the female genitals go into a state of heightened arousal and excrete a spongy white fluid that seeps from the clitoris and onto the vacant space or ‘chin rest’ below. In the event of extreme arousal the clitoris may go into a temporary spasm, thus causing (female) ‘Sticky White Love Piss’ to spurt forward and beyond. Thus causing the arrival of odd shaped snail trails.

Splat - followed by yuck or carry on munching

by Tom January 21, 2004

poutsos

greek word for dick
(masculine - o poutsos)
(feminine - i poutsa)
(neutral - to poutsaki =small dick)

Exo oraio poutso (=I have a beautiful dick)
Katse ston poutso mou (=sit on my dick)

by tom December 04, 2003

bucackie

bust a nut

i bucackied all over her chin

by tom June 15, 2003

toetoe

a boy who is always late to college and has a gambling problem.

arran u could be a p.a

by tom March 13, 2005

fly on the wall

someone who secretly watches something. like they're a fly on the wall and you don't notice them.

carlos knows that rosita's baby is really chico's thanks to that fly on the wall.

by tom March 03, 2004

KiloTom

A Tom is a unit of ludicrosity. One Tom is defined as the amount of ludicrosity require to cause 1 eye twitch in an average size human. A KiloTom is 1,000 Toms.

That speech by President Bush was at least 50 KiloToms.

by Tom December 06, 2004