TOm's definitions

wronghole

the act of placing the erect penis into the arse of a lady when prior permission has not been given

i heard nina shout wronghole ashley through the wall last night

by tom June 21, 2004

Morlied

a. To be screwed without any chance of redemption. b. To be hit in the face and have salt poured on you.

After finding out his bank account number was stolen, he realized he was morlied.

by Tom November 19, 2003

magic lantern

a trojan hores made by the fbi that logs the key strokes of a infected computer

dont open your porn spam you might catch it

by tom November 1, 2003

it's all relative

It's ok; it's no big deal.
Often used after someone screws up something.

"Yo man, I fucked your sister."
"Nah, it's all relative, she's a slut anyway."

by Tom February 7, 2004

Orthodox

Original Church, as established by the apostles of Jesus. Eventually broken by the Western schism, also known as the Great Schism.

Rejects the papacy, while holding to Apostolic Tradition.

He is Orthodox.

He is a member of the Eastern Orthodox Church.

by Tom December 2, 2003

buttered bun

The private parts of a woman who has already had sexual intercourse with someone else

I had sex with Mary after the party, but I don't normally want a buttered bun.

by Tom June 6, 2003

Borch

Referring to something out of the ordinary, broken, improperly functioning, etc.

I got into an accident, now my car is all borched up.

by Tom December 13, 2003