TOm's definitions

caahncil

The croydonish way of saying council.

i live in a caahncil flat

by Tom September 6, 2003

Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

by ToM August 2, 2003

Arthur Dent

2nd last remaining earth creature. Survived the destruction of earth (...was destroyed to make way for a new space-hyper bypass)

Arthur Dent could never get the hang thursdays.

by Tom August 1, 2004

tomsuck

sucking a guy names toms penis

I tomsucked last night

by Tom June 14, 2004

Morlied

a. To be screwed without any chance of redemption. b. To be hit in the face and have salt poured on you.

After finding out his bank account number was stolen, he realized he was morlied.

by Tom November 19, 2003

Sakuya Kumashiro

One of the least popular characters on any Tenchi Muyo series. Almost NOBODY likes her. Probably because of the fact that she's annoying towards the beginning of Tenchi in Tokyo.

"My name is Sakuya! I think we're gonna be good friends, you're kinda cute!"

by Tom October 21, 2003

obstropoliser

a bad vibe merchant, an undesirable random

That friend of a friend of a friend being sick in your bathroom

by tom November 29, 2003