Smuck Teams

An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.

"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."

by Tom May 15, 2004

cumcast

degrading name for the isp of comcast

cumcast has way to much lag

by tom December 05, 2003

Zeeky H. Bomb

A character in "The Demented Cartoon Movie". Shows up at random times and causes nuclear explosions by saying "zeeky boogy doog!".

Reporter: "What do you have to say in your defense?"
...
Zeeky: "Zeeky boogy doog!"
(nuclear explosion)

by Tom January 17, 2004

skata

kourades.... (greek)

po po kati kourades!!!

by tom December 04, 2003

Impossible

Something that cannot be done.

Trying to nail a load of diarrhoea to the celing. Now that's impossible!

by Tom February 20, 2003

kropick

masturbating using human excrement.

i had a well good kropick last night

by tom November 25, 2003

dangeresque

A thrilling movie series starring Strong Bad. The theme song of Dangeresque II is on "Strong Sad Sings."

He's a private eye, a crooked cop, secret agent and a celebrity pharmacist, Dangeresque.

by Tom December 31, 2003