TOm's definitions

Dirty Chalkboard

While having anal sex, the man removes his penis and draggs it accross a white wall.

What's that brown line on the wall from? It's from the Dirty Chalkboard I did last night.

by Tom July 1, 2006

Wheels

A term referring to a motor vehicle or general means of transport.

"That guy sure has a nice set of wheels!"

by Tom September 13, 2003

bumster

In the same way that a 'trickster' likes playing tricks, a 'bumster' likes bum

"He's a bum-lovin bumster'

by Tom April 21, 2005

Sakuya Kumashiro

One of the least popular characters on any Tenchi Muyo series. Almost NOBODY likes her. Probably because of the fact that she's annoying towards the beginning of Tenchi in Tokyo.

"My name is Sakuya! I think we're gonna be good friends, you're kinda cute!"

by Tom October 21, 2003

Hammerd

To be extreamly drunk and not feel a thing

Man the only reason i slept with your mother last night was because i was so Hammerd

by Tom February 17, 2004

moominism

The worship of the Moomin Clan. Derives from the cowish word for crazy-fuckers. Moominists often walk around in heards of around 8 and half chanting the words of their great leader Moomin-Papa. The strange cow like figure once said famously: "Today, I would like to show you the drawing room... which normally i would love to do. Only... you see... I've just been on a heroin fuelled BENDER. Consequently, my bowls are in a weakened state. OHHH GOOD LORD"
(see google "ohh good lord")

Moominists eat dog meat.

Note: This is in no way related to Drugs or condones the use of, or fuelled by any drug intake. Apart from heroin oh which it is directly related to and we encourage the use of. It is also fuelled by heroin and all procedes go towards heroinism

Holy shit... that Moominist can sure take his urine.

You know that bird last night? We got some good bloomin-moomin shit mo fokka.

by Tom March 2, 2005

caahncil

The croydonish way of saying council.

i live in a caahncil flat

by Tom September 6, 2003