TOm's definitions

Giffer

A drunk, middle aged female orgy seeker

"you mother is a giffer!!!"

by Tom April 10, 2004

Flaahs

The croydonish way of saying flowers.

gonna plant sum flaahs

by Tom September 5, 2003

townie

townie: smelly person who hates all that wear different things to them.
listen to music that my 8 year old sister cud do better at and just are generally scum.

townie: you disraspectin me?
average joe:no i dint say anything, you oaf.
townie;you disrespectin me you sayit to me face.init and all dat. westside. bling.

by tom November 12, 2004

living large

Living with an extravagant or self-indulgent lifestyle.

Angus has been living large since he won the lotto.

by Tom December 3, 2004

Congo Canyon

Congo Canyon, a slang term for an extremely hairy ass.

Damn, did you see that bitch's ass? That hoe had one hell of a Congo Canyon!

Jesus Tom! Your Congo Canyon is so damn cute.

by Tom October 18, 2004

protung

pussy
poontang

Used by Snoop Dog in Dr. Dre's Chronic on the track "Bitches Ain't Shit"

I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung

by tom April 3, 2005

Valezed

It's like getting owned, but much, much worse.

Jack: Did you see that picture of Seargent Shame.
Alex: Yeah, those prisoners got owned.
Jack: No, they got valezed

by Tom May 18, 2004