TOm's definitions

caahncil

The croydonish way of saying council.

i live in a caahncil flat

by Tom September 6, 2003

caffeine

SCIENCE! - Strong Sad.

Since caffeine + Strong Sad = SCIENCE!, that obviously means that SCIENCE! - Strong Sad = caffeine. And also, SCIENCE! - caffeine = Strong Sad.

by Tom December 18, 2003

mooninite

Two dimensional creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon. They are arrogant, are often bad influences on those who come in contact with them, and have the ability to shoot large square like projectiles from their moon weapons.

They can be seen on the Adult Swim show Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Mooninites launched an attack on Earth in January 2007. They succeeded in shutting down Boston on Wednesday, January 31.

We are the mooninites from the inner core of the moon.

by Tom August 8, 2003

Dirty Chalkboard

While having anal sex, the man removes his penis and draggs it accross a white wall.

What's that brown line on the wall from? It's from the Dirty Chalkboard I did last night.

by Tom July 1, 2006

gred

wanna be drop out, hes thinks hes cool but hes not! basically dumb as shit

" you are gary " " very stupid "
" unknowing "

by tom May 13, 2005

homish

to be gay or homosexual, or something is gay.

That's mighty homish

by Tom June 14, 2004

Arthur Dent

2nd last remaining earth creature. Survived the destruction of earth (...was destroyed to make way for a new space-hyper bypass)

Arthur Dent could never get the hang thursdays.

by Tom August 1, 2004