TOm's definitions

Schwing

A "stiffy" or "boner". A sound made when an attractive female approaches or pass' by.

"Awww DUDE, TOTAL SCHWING RIGHT THERE."

by Tom May 12, 2004

merank

having sexual intercourse with the organs of your dead pets

my dad meranks, i wish he wouldn't.

by tom November 25, 2003

Souvlakia

Its a country in the middle east. right next to Iraqdonalds and Kababastan

I went to SOUVLAKIA for a holiday it was fun

by Tom January 4, 2005

fandabilous

slightly better than fabulous, e.g the smae as exelent

that coat is fandabilous

by tom May 13, 2005

government cheese

the nastyist ever made

made by the us goverment for the poor

what is in this sandwich?

reply goverment cheese

by tom April 18, 2004

coejus

a small flightless bird like creature. known to inhabit alpine regions. utilizes strong taloned feet to grab onto rocks for climbing.
In groups they are known as coejii (ii=long i). They usually travel in packs except during mating season when they become solitary and hump anything that moves. Coejii are deadly hunters.

I was attacked by a pack of deadly coejii

by tom July 20, 2004

17

The most random number.

Pick a number. It's not really as good a random number as 17, is it?

by Tom January 1, 2004