TOm's definitions

stoner

A person who smokes marijuana on a frequent basis. Unlike drinkers, who so often label stoners as leeches on society, stoners are quiet, friendly types who keep themselves to themselves and are not confrontational or loud/obnoxious in any way.

"I'm a stoner and I'm damn proud of it"

by Tom October 9, 2005

lag

Everything in the world that sucks/ fails/ pisses you off in general

Wow.. Rob really lags

by Tom March 21, 2005

moominism

The worship of the Moomin Clan. Derives from the cowish word for crazy-fuckers. Moominists often walk around in heards of around 8 and half chanting the words of their great leader Moomin-Papa. The strange cow like figure once said famously: "Today, I would like to show you the drawing room... which normally i would love to do. Only... you see... I've just been on a heroin fuelled BENDER. Consequently, my bowls are in a weakened state. OHHH GOOD LORD"
(see google "ohh good lord")

Moominists eat dog meat.

Note: This is in no way related to Drugs or condones the use of, or fuelled by any drug intake. Apart from heroin oh which it is directly related to and we encourage the use of. It is also fuelled by heroin and all procedes go towards heroinism

Holy shit... that Moominist can sure take his urine.

You know that bird last night? We got some good bloomin-moomin shit mo fokka.

by Tom March 2, 2005

caahncil

The croydonish way of saying council.

i live in a caahncil flat

by Tom September 6, 2003

g up

To accessorise one's person with a large quantity of branded, loose-fitting clothing and gold jewellery in the manner of a rap superstar, because you think it's cool.

That blowhard Jim tries to g up but he's no pimp daddy.

by Tom August 5, 2004

weahk

The way Paul Robertson (Slop Tester) says work

by Tom September 5, 2003

pumping lead

the act of disscharging a fire arm usually a rapid firing fire arm like an oozy or a ak47

new york gangs are alaways pumping lead

by tom December 12, 2003