TOm's definitions

Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

by ToM August 2, 2003

rectumpuncher

A rectum puncher is a man who feels the need to erect his penis and jam it in other mens pooey bums!

OMG Hitme you rectumpuncher!!

by Tom January 5, 2005

spunkalicious

Spunkalicious - To be extra spunky, ie. hot.

That girl's spunkalicious

by Tom November 10, 2004

amokinter

The art of running amok inside ones computer.

Bugger my computers Crashed! It must be that bloody amokinter again.

by Tom April 30, 2004

panamanashed

wanking ones self with barbed wire

i panamanashedest myself all night long, i now bleed.

by tom November 25, 2003

catching turtles

a term used when one doesnt want another to know that they are getting high. i.e. smoking weed

hey jim were going catching turtles at the sandpit can you bring the turtle trap

by tom October 13, 2004

slampig

Teresa Mangione is the true definition of a slampig

She is a slut and she steals people boyfriends

by tom March 27, 2004