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Schwing

A "stiffy" or "boner". A sound made when an attractive female approaches or pass' by.
"Awww DUDE, TOTAL SCHWING RIGHT THERE."
by Tom May 12, 2004
mugGet the Schwingmug.

merank

having sexual intercourse with the organs of your dead pets
my dad meranks, i wish he wouldn't.
by tom November 25, 2003
mugGet the merankmug.

Souvlakia

Its a country in the middle east. right next to Iraqdonalds and Kababastan
I went to SOUVLAKIA for a holiday it was fun
by Tom January 4, 2005
mugGet the Souvlakiamug.

fandabilous

slightly better than fabulous, e.g the smae as exelent
that coat is fandabilous
by tom May 13, 2005
mugGet the fandabilousmug.

government cheese

the nastyist ever made

made by the us goverment for the poor
what is in this sandwich?

reply goverment cheese
by tom April 18, 2004
mugGet the government cheesemug.

coejus

a small flightless bird like creature. known to inhabit alpine regions. utilizes strong taloned feet to grab onto rocks for climbing.
In groups they are known as coejii (ii=long i). They usually travel in packs except during mating season when they become solitary and hump anything that moves. Coejii are deadly hunters.
I was attacked by a pack of deadly coejii
by tom July 20, 2004
mugGet the coejusmug.

17

Pick a number. It's not really as good a random number as 17, is it?
by Tom January 1, 2004
mugGet the 17mug.

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