TOm's definitions

Signature Finish

My patented move where I ejaculate my "liquid pearls" with care onto a woman’s face or other desirable area. The signature finish is used to finish off an intense session of sexual intercourse and in extreme circumstances my signature finish is used to mark my territory.

After I satisfied my woman in every way she could imagine, I left my signature finish on her back to remind her of me.
Or
Don’t eat that pizza, Tom is mad at Troy and left his signature finish on it.

by Tom January 26, 2005

bovine

Vessel in which the whole universe resides.

We are Bovine, and Bovine is us.

by Tom November 27, 2003

Like hello sister!

A phrase of exclamation used by dizzy teenage girls, fruity teenage boys or americans.

Like hello sister! That is like so uncool!

by Tom May 2, 2003

titty fuck

having a penis between two breasts and the thrusting the penis untill it jacks off

My bitch just gave me a titty fuck

by ToM January 15, 2003

poofishoddballs

The not-so-rude-word of something lick, ball, bugger, shit or something bad to say when you stand in gum.

Oh poofishoddballs, i just stood in gum!
Poofishoddballs that hurt!

by Tom April 19, 2004

Docker

1. A half smoked cigarette usually found on sidewalks and various other places.
2. A person who smokes dockers.

"That dude is sick, he smokes dockers."

by Tom September 30, 2003

Tae kwon do

Tae - To strike with the foot
Kwon - To destroy with the fist
Do - The art / way of...

The Korean art of kicking and punching - which would kick your arse.

by Tom August 2, 2003